User:Future Perfect at Sunrise

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A box promises to contain, and things that can't be neatly contained can't be put in boxes. A box suggests "this is the real deal," and if the real deal could be put in a box, then there would be no need for articles. A box says, "Here is your PowerPoint bullet point list, so you can find all the world reduced to a reductive summary; please do not strive to understand complexity, for that is for suckers." A box says, "Wikipedia is just like your primary school text book: full of colors and 'bites' of infotainment." A box says, "I, the box maker, have just pissed all over this article and written a counter-article, and it's short, so read it instead." A box may be found useful by some people, indeed. We call those people "non-readers." (Utgard Loki, at Giano's Talkpage, 16:47, 28 March 2008 (UTC)]]

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style="vertical-align: middle; border-top: 1px solid gray;" | Future Perfect at Sunrise is awarded the Barnstar of Diligence for his dedication to mediating disputes in controversial areas equipped with a strong sense of neutrality and objectivity, and a flawless command of the English language. //Dirak 20:47, 22 January 2007 (UTC)

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style="vertical-align: middle; border-top: 1px solid gray;" | For impartial review of blocked user and fight for seeking the truth and justice in that case. ≈Tulkolahten≈≈talk≈ 09:23, 7 March 2007 (UTC)

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style="vertical-align: middle; border-top: 1px solid gray;" | Because putting up with all the nonsense at Liancort Rocks must have required the patience of a saint! Spartaz Humbug! 19:23, 6 January 2008 (UTC)

valign="top"| |valign="top"|Image:Random_Acts_of_Kindness_Barnstar.png 16:42, 2 October 2007 (UTC)]] |valign="top"|Image:Outlaw-halo.PNG, present you with this award in honor of your persistence and rouge tactics as an administrator. Keep up the good work and make me proud. Despite my disliking you, this is an honor that I should have given you years ago. Better late than never. Good-bye old soldier. Deucalionite (talk) 21:59, 10 January 2008 (UTC)]] |valign="top"|Image:Klein_m.jpg 13:13, 7 March 2008 (UTC)]] |valign="top"|File:Roger's.Purple.Heart.png] 09:30, 13 February 2011 (UTC)]]

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style="vertical-align: middle; border-top: 1px solid yellow;" | Future Perfect at Sunrise is awarded the Red Barnstar for his magnificent WP:IAR deletion of Hythiam to prevent a severe case of Reichstag Climbing from going any further; furthermore, He is duly nominated for membership of the Rouge Admin Cabal. Thor Malmjursson (talk) 17:58, 9 August 2008 (UTC)

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style="vertical-align: middle; border-top: 1px solid gray;" | For inspiring me to continue to build on the biography you created for Friedrich Baumfelder and for starting it with useful information. I was originally going to create just a list of works, so thanks! Lisztrachmaninovfan (talk) 22:42, 4 October 2010 (UTC)

style="border: 1px solid {{{border|gray}}}; background-color: {{{color|#FDFFE7}}};" |rowspan="2" valign="middle" | Image:Pennant_Thomas_Hist_of_Quadrupeds_1793-Elephas.png |rowspan="2" | |style="font-size: x-large; padding: 0; vertical-align: middle; height: 1.1em;" | This is not an Elephant award

style="vertical-align:top; border-top:1px solid gray; color:black" | I, Seleukosa, award FuturePerfect with this Not an Elephant Award, for helping me not to be confused with an elephant! |style="vertical-align: middle; border-top: 1px solid gray;" |

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style="vertical-align: top; border-top: 1px solid gray;" | For helping me clear up the copyright questions on JS Bach, and saving the article (or at least the half I blanked)! Thanks.14jbella (talk) 00:22, 20 February 2012 (UTC)

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style="vertical-align: middle; padding: 3px;" | For his most excellent service to Wikipedia in a time of great dispute! This user has a magnificent command of the English language and showed the purest of neutrality, something I myself even strived to do (and this was my original goal). I appreciate his diplomatic statements of clarity that solved the matter in question in such a way that arguments against it were futile in all aspects! მაLiphradicusEpicusთე 09:41, 14 April 2014 (UTC)

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