User:Harold9595959
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| name = Drunk postbox
| image = File:Drunk postbox^ - geograph.org.uk - 2772450.jpg
| caption = post box 'boutta slide tackle Linnelle Messay, {{circa|1927}}
| full_name = His majestys finest drunk postbox
| birth_date = Unknown due to drunkness
| birth_place = Bir Tawil aka stateless
| height = 2.5 miles
| position = Center back
| currentclub = Drunk FC
| clubnumber = 4000
| youthyears1 = 2026–2029
| youthclubs1 = Drunk FC
| years1 = 2029–2035
| clubs1 = Drunk FC
| caps1 = 400
| goals1 = 50
| nationalyears1 = 2029–2039
| nationalteam1 = His majestys holy empire
| nationalcaps1 = 45
| nationalgoals1 = 900
| nationalyears2 = 2039–2139
| nationalteam2 = The not so holy empire
| nationalcaps2 = 1
| nationalgoals2 = 1000000000000000000
| medaltemplates =
| years2 = 2026
| clubs2 = Gta 6 when?
| caps2 = 6
| goals2 = 6
| years3 = 2025 BC
| clubs3 = bend it like beckham
| caps3 = 45
| goals3 = 3 thousand
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big up harold
https://channel22news.com/new-smashed-ornithomimosaur-dinosaur-discovered-in-mongolias-nemegt-formation/
https://channel22news.com/stalemate-in-the-caribbean-anguilla-and-british-virgin-islands-draw-0-0-in-friendly-clash/
https://channel22news.com/results-roundup-international-matches-march-2025-part-1-2/
https://channel22news.com/results-roundup-international-matches-february-2025-3/
https://www.flipsnack.com/A77C7866AED/women-s-challenge-cup-2024-25-programme/full-view.html