User:John J. Bulten
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- NPOV = Everything, I ≠ Everything, therefore I ≠ NPOV.* Rather, I ≈ NPOV. Like 3 ≈ π.
- Corollary: Substituting "WP" for "I", WP ≈ NPOV. Like 3.14 ≈ π.
- I don't do userpages, therefore this page = WP:CON = .14.
- I'm also perfectionist, so I do everything as perfectly as 3 = π.
- I'm also presbyterian, so I do everything as imperfectly as 3 = π.
- I'm also psychopathic, so what I do = what I believe is most dangerous.
- I'm also paranoid, so what I believe is most dangerous = to act naturally.
- I'm also Paulite, so my 3 ≠ your 3. Proven from 3 ≠ π and π ≠ 3.
- I'm also polite, so my 3 ≈ your 3.
- [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User:John_J._Bulten&action=edit Help me get to 3.01!]
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I am told a portfolio of articles reflecting my most significant Wikipedia contributions is desirable:
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*Effective 2009/06/14 I am the [http://wnd.com/author/crossword puzzle editor] for WND. The vicissitudes of my POV can thus be anticipated to be even more obvious and even more civil.