User:MVillani1985

I'm a middle aged man from Pennsylvania who has been using Wikipedia since 2003 or 2004, initially making a mixture of legitimate and silly edits, but since that time, I'm no longer the person I was back then (something for which we should all be thankful). One positive thing I have retained is my thirst for knowledge and making sure the knowledge is out in the open where anyone can find it.

This is just a joke (from back when I was a bit sillier). These are imaginary cities from an imaginary planet called Warpion, united under one world government with the capital city Vough (pronounced similar to the English word "vogue"), which was supposed to be Earthlike but with three and a half times the gravity and (I never quite explored why) prone to extreme temperatures that humans couldn't survive, with record highs hotter than the surface of Venus and record lows colder than Pluto (even in "temperate" climates like Vough). It was a combination of my sci-fi imagination that I never quite grew out of and my lifelong love for meteorology. I realized there's no need for fake meteorology when there's weird enough weather on Earth, and even weirder weather and extreme temperatures on other planets in the solar system. I'm keeping these weatherboxes up for the memories.

{{Weather box

|location = Mountain City

|single line = yes

|Jan record high F = 24

|Feb record high F = 28

|Mar record high F = 52

|Apr record high F = 87

|May record high F = 143

|Jun record high F = 262

|Jul record high F = 348

|Aug record high F = 312

|Sep record high F = 271

|Oct record high F = 189

|Nov record high F = 104

|Dec record high F = 35

|year record high F = 348

|Jan high F = -154

|Feb high F = -143

|Mar high F = -106

|Apr high F = -27

|May high F = 43

|Jun high F = 91

|Jul high F = 133

|Aug high F = 126

|Sep high F = 87

|Oct high F = 36

|Nov high F = -36

|Dec high F = -112

|year high F = -5.2

|Jan low F = -237

|Feb low F = -219

|Mar low F = -179

|Apr low F = -86

|May low F = -24

|Jun low F = 33

|Jul low F = 83

|Aug low F = 79

|Sep low F = 24

|Oct low F = -31

|Nov low F = -97

|Dec low F = -184

|year low F = -69.8

|Jan record low F = -416

|Feb record low F = -431

|Mar record low F = -443

|Apr record low F = -428

|May record low F = -312

|Jun record low F = -107

|Jul record low F = -3

|Aug record low F = 5

|Sep record low F = -74

|Oct record low F = -178

|Nov record low F = -287

|Dec record low F = -386

|year record low F = -443

|Jan precipitation inch = 0.05

|Feb precipitation inch = 0.09

|Mar precipitation inch = 0.63

|Apr precipitation inch = 2.43

|May precipitation inch = 9.36

|Jun precipitation inch = 8.24

|Jul precipitation inch = 2.64

|Aug precipitation inch = 2.91

|Sep precipitation inch = 6.85

|Oct precipitation inch = 8.77

|Nov precipitation inch = 3.55

|Dec precipitation inch = 0.59

|year precipitation inch = 46.12

|source 1 = Pennsylvania State Climatologist{{cite web

|url=http://pasc.met.psu.edu/cgi-bin/lcdclim.cgi |title= Monthly Averages for Altoona, PA | publisher=psac.met.psu|year=2009 |accessdate=2009-07-05}}

|date=August 2010

}}

{{Weather box

|location = Vough

|single line = yes

|Jan record high F = 42

|Feb record high F = 45

|Mar record high F = 85

|Apr record high F = 187

|May record high F = 294

|Jun record high F = 378

|Jul record high F = 542

|Aug record high F = 502

|Sep record high F = 431

|Oct record high F = 371

|Nov record high F = 182

|Dec record high F = 74

|year record high F = 542

|Jan high F = -136

|Feb high F = -121

|Mar high F = -76

|Apr high F = 46

|May high F = 121

|Jun high F = 172

|Jul high F = 198

|Aug high F = 192

|Sep high F = 168

|Oct high F = 106

|Nov high F = 33

|Dec high F = -92

|year high F = 50.9

|Jan low F = -198

|Feb low F = -187

|Mar low F = -139

|Apr low F = -17

|May low F = 64

|Jun low F = 109

|Jul low F = 127

|Aug low F = 125

|Sep low F = 104

|Oct low F = 45

|Nov low F = -27

|Dec low F = -154

|year low F = -12.3

|Jan record low F = -387

|Feb record low F = -413

|Mar record low F = -427

|Apr record low F = -306

|May record low F = -132

|Jun record low F = -27

|Jul record low F = 47

|Aug record low F = 42

|Sep record low F = 26

|Oct record low F = -78

|Nov record low F = -234

|Dec record low F = -324

|year record low F = -427

|Jan precipitation inch = 0.04

|Feb precipitation inch = 0.03

|Mar precipitation inch = 0.48

|Apr precipitation inch = 6.63

|May precipitation inch = 7.30

|Jun precipitation inch = 2.08

|Jul precipitation inch = 0.14

|Aug precipitation inch = 0.50

|Sep precipitation inch = 3.85

|Oct precipitation inch = 8.43

|Nov precipitation inch = 4.71

|Dec precipitation inch = 0.11

|year precipitation inch = 42.64

|source 1 = Pennsylvania State Climatologist{{cite web

|url=http://pasc.met.psu.edu/cgi-bin/lcdclim.cgi |title= Monthly Averages for Altoona, PA | publisher=psac.met.psu|year=2009 |accessdate=2009-07-05}}

|date=August 2010

}}

{{Weather box

|location = Moudon

|single line = yes

|Jan record high F = 197

|Feb record high F = 186

|Mar record high F = 224

|Apr record high F = 289

|May record high F = 336

|Jun record high F = 384

|Jul record high F = 487

|Aug record high F = 478

|Sep record high F = 424

|Oct record high F = 382

|Nov record high F = 302

|Dec record high F = 244

|year record high F = 542

|Jan high F = 86

|Feb high F = 95

|Mar high F = 126

|Apr high F = 152

|May high F = 178

|Jun high F = 194

|Jul high F = 210

|Aug high F = 208

|Sep high F = 189

|Oct high F = 168

|Nov high F = 141

|Dec high F = 112

|year high F = 154.9

|Jan low F = 27

|Feb low F = 31

|Mar low F = 63

|Apr low F = 97

|May low F = 107

|Jun low F = 119

|Jul low F = 135

|Aug low F = 132

|Sep low F = 121

|Oct low F = 106

|Nov low F = 87

|Dec low F = 53

|year low F = 89.8

|Jan record low F = -137

|Feb record low F = -163

|Mar record low F = -267

|Apr record low F = -86

|May record low F = 3

|Jun record low F = 56

|Jul record low F = 109

|Aug record low F = 104

|Sep record low F = 73

|Oct record low F = 17

|Nov record low F = -8

|Dec record low F = -72

|year record low F = -267

|Jan precipitation inch = 11.54

|Feb precipitation inch = 9.53

|Mar precipitation inch = 7.35

|Apr precipitation inch = 6.43

|May precipitation inch = 5.33

|Jun precipitation inch = 2.18

|Jul precipitation inch = 0.34

|Aug precipitation inch = 0.55

|Sep precipitation inch = 3.81

|Oct precipitation inch = 4.23

|Nov precipitation inch = 8.71

|Dec precipitation inch = 13.11

|year precipitation inch = 73.11

|source 1 = Pennsylvania State Climatologist{{cite web

|url=http://pasc.met.psu.edu/cgi-bin/lcdclim.cgi |title= Monthly Averages for Altoona, PA | publisher=psac.met.psu|year=2009 |accessdate=2009-07-05}}

|date=August 2010

}}

{{Weather box

|location = Xaraxe

|single line = yes

|Jan record high F = 342

|Feb record high F = 385

|Mar record high F = 465

|Apr record high F = 587

|May record high F = 734

|Jun record high F = 948

|Jul record high F = 1024

|Aug record high F = 1012

|Sep record high F = 871

|Oct record high F = 686

|Nov record high F = 502

|Dec record high F = 434

|year record high F = 1024

|Jan high F = 97

|Feb high F = 117

|Mar high F = 157

|Apr high F = 214

|May high F = 287

|Jun high F = 324

|Jul high F = 373

|Aug high F = 365

|Sep high F = 306

|Oct high F = 263

|Nov high F = 202

|Dec high F = 148

|year high F = 237.8

|Jan low F = 31

|Feb low F = 42

|Mar low F = 78

|Apr low F = 107

|May low F = 144

|Jun low F = 179

|Jul low F = 208

|Aug low F = 204

|Sep low F = 168

|Oct low F = 130

|Nov low F = 93

|Dec low F = 52

|year low F = 119.6

|Jan record low F = -287

|Feb record low F = -318

|Mar record low F = -322

|Apr record low F = -214

|May record low F = -82

|Jun record low F = -17

|Jul record low F = 77

|Aug record low F = 62

|Sep record low F = 24

|Oct record low F = -76

|Nov record low F = -182

|Dec record low F = -244

|year record low F = -322

|Jan precipitation inch = 0.11

|Feb precipitation inch = 0.12

|Mar precipitation inch = 0.06

|Apr precipitation inch = 0.01

|May precipitation inch = 0.00

|Jun precipitation inch = 0.00

|Jul precipitation inch = 0.00

|Aug precipitation inch = 0.00

|Sep precipitation inch = 0.00

|Oct precipitation inch = 0.00

|Nov precipitation inch = 0.01

|Dec precipitation inch = 0.07

|year precipitation inch = 0.38

|source 1 = Pennsylvania State Climatologist{{cite web

|url=http://pasc.met.psu.edu/cgi-bin/lcdclim.cgi |title= Monthly Averages for Altoona, PA | publisher=psac.met.psu|year=2009 |accessdate=2009-07-05}}

|date=August 2010

}}

{{Weather box

|location = Aksyux

|single line = yes

|Jan record high F = 222

|Feb record high F = 214

|Mar record high F = 210

|Apr record high F = 233

|May record high F = 208

|Jun record high F = 216

|Jul record high F = 214

|Aug record high F = 212

|Sep record high F = 223

|Oct record high F = 231

|Nov record high F = 247

|Dec record high F = 234

|year record high F = 247

|Jan high F = 143

|Feb high F = 138

|Mar high F = 135

|Apr high F = 139

|May high F = 143

|Jun high F = 151

|Jul high F = 154

|Aug high F = 157

|Sep high F = 158

|Oct high F = 159

|Nov high F = 161

|Dec high F = 155

|year high F = 149.4

|Jan low F = 104

|Feb low F = 102

|Mar low F = 101

|Apr low F = 100

|May low F = 107

|Jun low F = 114

|Jul low F = 122

|Aug low F = 127

|Sep low F = 128

|Oct low F = 133

|Nov low F = 126

|Dec low F = 115

|year low F = 114.9

|Jan record low F = 41

|Feb record low F = 35

|Mar record low F = -56

|Apr record low F = 7

|May record low F = 62

|Jun record low F = 84

|Jul record low F = 106

|Aug record low F = 113

|Sep record low F = 115

|Oct record low F = 118

|Nov record low F = 103

|Dec record low F = 78

|year record low F = -56

|Jan precipitation inch = 27.54

|Feb precipitation inch = 23.66

|Mar precipitation inch = 20.38

|Apr precipitation inch = 16.59

|May precipitation inch = 12.94

|Jun precipitation inch = 9.18

|Jul precipitation inch = 6.34

|Aug precipitation inch = 7.65

|Sep precipitation inch = 13.81

|Oct precipitation inch = 24.68

|Nov precipitation inch = 38.71

|Dec precipitation inch = 31.27

|year precipitation inch = 232.75

|source 1 = Pennsylvania State Climatologist{{cite web

|url=http://pasc.met.psu.edu/cgi-bin/lcdclim.cgi |title= Monthly Averages for Altoona, PA | publisher=psac.met.psu|year=2009 |accessdate=2009-07-05}}

|date=August 2010

}}