User:Morlej/OakTable Network

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The OakTable Network

Edit works, Morten Egan

Sweeping out of the mists of Denmark, the drinking society with a database problem menaces the civilized world of information technology, slashing and burning their bitter and twisted perspectives on the various methods to optimize Oracle database technology, pillaging myths and legends, and desecrating misconceptions with insight and humor.

(Sorry, probably not appropriate for Wikipedia, just thought it would be fun... -Tim Gorman)