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=My Top Ten list of films involving Sharks=
:1. Sharktopus - Eric (brother of Julia) Robert's finest work.
:2. Shark in Venice - A BaldWINNER.
:3. Sharknado - Silly fun.
:4. Shark Attack 3 - Starring John "What do you say I take you home and eat your pussy?" Barrowman
:5. Jaws 4 - "The audience hated the first ending, lets just splice in the shark exploding from the first film and hope no one notices!"
:6. Mega Shark Versus Giant Octopus - For when you really need to see a shark biting a jumbo jet out of mid-air.
:7. Ghost Shark - "I can appear from any body of water, even your drinking glass!"
:8. Deep Blue Sea - Genetically engineered, backwards-swimming Makos. Also a wise-cracking parrot with LL Cool J as a sidekick.
:9. Sharkenstein - No comment
:10. 2-Headed Shark Attack - [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin Does what it says on the tin.]