User:Phoenix-Five

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| name = Me

| birth_place = Traverse City, Michigan, U.S.

| occupation = Local internet-addicted hermit
Urban planning undergrad

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| birth_date = {{birth date and age|2004|07|07}}

| office = Wikipedia:Unusual place names{{!}}Supreme Spatial and Temporal Dictator-in-Command of Tin Can Corner, Michigan

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| termstart = July 7, 2004

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| successor = incumbent

| predecessor = Office established

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| order = 1st (and Only)

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| education = THE Michigan State University

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What's up. I try to keep this stuff as up-to-date, concise, and most importantly, truthful as possible. I've been editing since I discovered the "Edit" button sometime in 2017.{{Citation needed|date=December 2022}} I feel I've come a long way since then, so forgive me for some of my older edits that may not be the most "truthful", if you catch my drift. I mostly edit stuff about geography and history of Michigan (most often the Traverse City area), as well as, from time to time, football and ice hockey. Go Green! Go Lions!

FAQ

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Birthday?

|July 7

Birthplace?

|Traverse City, Michigan, U.S.

Education?

|Michigan State University

Go Green?

|Go White.

Favorite article?

|Traverse City West Senior High School (alma mater)

Favorite highway?

|M-113, don't ask why, because I don't know

Least favorite highway?

|M-115; it's a major, west-east route, so a two-digit even number would be better, like M-92!

Favorite place to visit?

|Upper Peninsula; born a troll, but a Yooper at heart.

Origin of username?

|No idea. I guess I thought it sounded cool when I was like, what, 13?

Hotel?

|Trivago.

Quotes I like

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{{User:Lallint/templates/Userboxes/Athiest but respects all religions}}

"I'm the boogie man, ooga booga."

– Ski Mask the Slump God, 2022

"Woah he has trouble with the snap, and the ball is free! It's picked up by Michigan State's Jalen Watts-Jackson, and he SCORES! On the last play of the game! Unbelievable!

– Sean McDonough, 2015

"We used to look up at the sky and wonder about our place in the stars. Now we just look down, worrying about our place in the dirt."

– Matthew McConaughey as Joseph Cooper, Interstellar, 2014

"I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully."

– George W. Bush, 2000

Some pictures I've uploaded

File:Boardman Lake Trail Traverse City.jpg

File:Traverse City West Senior High School.jpg

File:BoardmanValley.jpg

File:SilverLakeTraverseCity.jpg

File:GlenLakeInspirationPoint.jpg

File:BoardmanRiver.jpg

File:DouglassHoughtonFallsMI.jpg

File:DwarfLakeIris2.jpg

File:DwarfLakeIrises.jpg

File:Boardman River Trail Blaze.jpg

File:O Kun de Kun Falls Sign.jpg

File:Green Lake Interlochen.jpg

File:Long Lake Traverse City.jpg

File:Twenty-Two Creek Beaver Dam.jpg

File:NCT Blaze on Tree.jpg

File:TraverseCityWestMiddle.jpg

File:Kingsley High School.jpg|alt=

File:TCSHS Students 1988.jpg

File:Willow Hill Elementary School.jpg

File:Grawn Post Office.jpg

File:Grawn MI Overview.jpg

File:Norris Elementary Traverse City.jpg

File:TCAPS Montessori Old Building.jpg

File:Silver Lake Elementary School.jpg

File:CherryKnollElementary.jpg

File:TCEMS.jpg

File:Blair Elementary School.jpg

File:SabinElementaryTraverseCity.jpg

File:FredaSmokestack.jpg

File:HoughtonHancockBridgeNorth.jpg

File:FannyHooeWest.jpg

File:Traverse City Central High School.jpg

File:TCWestCommons.jpg

File:LululemonTraverseCity.jpg

File:TCC Gymnasium.jpg

File:Central Grade School Traverse City.jpg

File:Traverse City Central Trojans Sign.png

File:TC West Globe.jpg

File:Fazoli's Traverse City.png

File:1873PeninsulaTownship.jpg

File:Power Island.jpg

File:Thirlby Field 2019.jpg

File:Bilingual Signs in Hancock, Michigan.jpg

File:Haven Falls, Michigan.jpg

File:Underside of the Redridge Steel Dam.jpg

File:Lake Superior Sunset from Brockway Mountain.jpg

File:Manistique Lake Sunset.jpg

File:Grand Traverse Bay from Atwood 2.jpg

File:Grand Traverse Bay from Atwood.jpg

File:Daylighting Kids Creek.jpg

File:Mission Point Light 35mm.jpg

File:Traverse City State Hospital Cistern.jpg

File:Building 65 Grand Traverse Commons.jpg

File:Old Indian Trail Marker -28.jpg

File:Cadillac High School Sign.jpg

File:Aurora over East Bay.jpg

File:2024 Eclipse Totality, Attica, Ohio.jpg

Barnstars

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| style="font-size: x-large; padding: 3px 3px 0 3px; height: 1.5em;" |The Original Barnstar

style="vertical-align: middle; padding: 3px;" |Phoenix - would love to find more about your history/search about Bass Lake.

I own the 2nd largest island - would love to talk about your research. Thom Greene thom@gpdchicago.com :) TGreene66 (talk) 15:37, 20 August 2018 (UTC)

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| style="font-size: x-large; padding: 3px 3px 0 3px; height: 1.5em;" |The Writer's Barnstar

style="vertical-align: middle; padding: 3px;" |I review new pages and just wanted to give you this barnstar for the creation of Perry Hannah. Stellar B-Class article, thanks for your hard work! -- Missionedit (talk • contribs) 04:23, 5 May 2022 (UTC)