User:Phoenixrod

I finally registered on Wikipedia in February of 2006. Previously, I had made minor changes to articles; we will see if I undertake more ambitious projects. Feel free to drop me a line (politely, I hope!) on my talk page.

As far as I can tell by the welcome messages, I registered a mere nine minutes before Wikipedia's one millionth user. So close to fame....

I have found that people like to ask about my user name. No, I'm not Harry Potter. And no, I don't live in Arizona. The answer is much more mundane: Back in the '90s, I liked to play a computer game called Heretic, and I rather liked the weapon called the Phoenix Rod. Something about lighting enemies aflame brought out the vicarious pyro in me, I guess.

I tend to prefer making minor changes. Does that make me a WikiGnome? Meh.

I rarely edit these days.

For my own use:

Edit count

My edit count can be found [http://tools.wikimedia.de/~river/cgi-bin/count_edits?user=Phoenixrod&dbname=enwiki_p here]. On second glance, the information does not seem to get updated. I'm positive I have more edits that that. Anyone know where I can go to find out?

Aha! Here is a newer [http://tools.wikimedia.de/~interiot/cgi-bin/Tool1/wannabe_kate tool] that does for now. My particular user stats with this counter: [http://tools.wikimedia.de/~interiot/cgi-bin/Tool1/wannabe_kate?username=Phoenixrod&site=en.wikipedia.org]

A faster counter, without the cool graphs is [http://toolserver.org/%7Esql/sqlbot.php?user=phoenixrod here].

Another option: [http://en.wikichecker.com/user/?t=Phoenixrod&l=all Wikichecker].

To break down Wikipedia page history statistics: [http://vs.aka-online.de/cgi-bin/wppagehiststat.pl].

Wannabe_kate is down. Here's a new one with a similarly cool monthly graph feature: [http://toolserver.org/~soxred93/count/index.php?name=Phoenixrod&lang=en&wiki=wikipedia Soxred93's tool]. And a [http://toolserver.org/~soxred93/pcount/index.php?name=Phoenixrod&lang=en&wiki=wikipedia new version].

How often is a particular page viewed?

Wikipedia article traffic statistics: [http://stats.grok.se/ http://stats.grok.se/].

Template messages for user talk

These can be found at Wikipedia:Template_messages/User_talk_namespace.

Great lines from Wikipedia

From the article on trousers: "Removing one's trousers in public is, in the main, considered taboo."

Fantastic edit summary: [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Bilingual_pun&diff=101289198&oldid=101187987 pun indented].

From Serial_comma#Unresolved_ambiguity: "This is ambiguous as it stands, but even if a serial comma were added Mandela could still be mistaken for a demigod."

From Falsifiability#Inductive_categorical_inference: "It is impractical to observe all the swans in the world to verify that they are all white."

Funny edits

Here's an amusing bit of vandalism: [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Baileys_Irish_Cream&diff=79077256&oldid=77957354].

Also: [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Tennis_Court_Oath&diff=prev&oldid=36981075] [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=John_Gall_%28baseball_player%29&diff=prev&oldid=105968876] [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Frank_Gore&diff=prev&oldid=107718098] [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=The_Spanish_Tragedy&diff=138942095&oldid=138941908] [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Silverfish&diff=154930501&oldid=153459294]

[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Dr_Pepper&diff=prev&oldid=184198109]

[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Librarian&diff=prev&oldid=217219212]

[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Toaster&diff=prev&oldid=208251691]

[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Chuck_Norris&diff=prev&oldid=30582024]

[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Euro&diff=194605896&oldid=194573574]

[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Iliad&diff=prev&oldid=202417084]

[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Herostratus&diff=prev&oldid=227587915]

[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Maynard_James_Keenan&diff=next&oldid=233168172]

[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Harry_Potter_(character)&diff=prev&oldid=241188299]

[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Morgan_Freeman&diff=next&oldid=242526506]

[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Dianetics%3A_The_Modern_Science_of_Mental_Health&diff=251436039&oldid=251436008 Rickroll]

[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Home_Taping_Is_Killing_Music&diff=prev&oldid=301753042 Home Taping]

[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Hitler_Has_Only_Got_One_Ball&diff=358866638&oldid=357271821 Hitler Has Only Got One Ball]

[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Catapult&diff=prev&oldid=361384568 where a catapult takes aim].

Userboxes

Are a waste of time. Mine and yours.

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