User:White Arabian Filly/Glitter ponies

Everybody thinks their favorite breed of horse or pony is the best. Unfortunately, some people don't get that Wikipedia is not the place to tell the world about it. It is also not the place to tell the world about the breed you hate. That's why they made Facebook and blogs.

[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=North_American_Sportpony&oldid=517225769 The perfect pony to take you to the Olympics!]

[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Gypsy_horse&oldid=29082003 Feather is importent in Gypsy Vanner Horses!]

[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=American_Saddlebred&diff=prev&oldid=692625357 They're the victims of a stereotype!]

[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Akhal-Teke&diff=prev&oldid=33920839 They do show jumping, or do they due it?]

[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Gypsy_horse&diff=prev&oldid=89965528 You can just as easily get unpublished, too.]

[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=American_Paint_Horse&diff=prev&oldid=597702778 Pretty eyes.]

[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Welsh_Pony_and_Cob&diff=prev&oldid=611869336 Ponies and potatoes are very different.]

[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=American_Paint_Horse&diff=prev&oldid=652310965 Not rated to pull more than 10,000 pounds.]

[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=American_Saddlebred&diff=prev&oldid=618970534 Being the peacock of horses means they have to fill big expectations.]

[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=American_Walking_Pony&diff=prev&oldid=456653348 They won at Badminton?]

[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Friesian_horse&oldid=685340391 Yeah, we know Friesians are cool.]

[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Rocky_Mountain_Horse&diff=prev&oldid=554214847 $12,000? What a steal!]

[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=American_Saddlebred&diff=prev&oldid=194093103 i luv them...]

[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Thoroughbred&diff=prev&oldid=52177540 I actually read some of these.]

[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=American_Saddlebred&diff=prev&oldid=88556242 You don't have to yell.]

[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Rocky_Mountain_Horse&diff=prev&oldid=572366215 No, it's not possible to eat a chocolate horse.]

[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Arabian_horse&diff=prev&oldid=668682194 I'm confused.]

[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Rocky_Mountain_Horse&diff=prev&oldid=625855255 No it ain't.]

[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Tennessee_Walking_Horse&diff=prev&oldid=609836584 All horses do.]

[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Arabian_horse&diff=prev&oldid=683884509 I love Arabians too, but...]

[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Miniature_horse&type=revision&diff=691748578&oldid=691748518 Everything about them is small, not just their butts.]

[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Arabian_horse&diff=prev&oldid=681039039 This is not policitally correct.]

[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Racking_Horse&diff=prev&oldid=193308663 This is just plain stupid. It's not creative or funny.]

[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Tennessee_Walking_Horse&diff=prev&oldid=80119046 It's Icelandic horses that tolt.]

[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Tennessee_Walking_Horse&diff=prev&oldid=91234288 I love it too.]

[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Tennessee_Walking_Horse&diff=prev&oldid=72701292 People with other breeds better watch out...they're next!]

[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Appaloosa&diff=prev&oldid=684347193 They're horses, and yes they are beautiful.]

[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Spanish_Mustang&diff=prev&oldid=248538680 Sorry, Joty baca, Wikipedia has a no advertising policy.]

[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Spanish_Mustang&diff=prev&oldid=277193569 No, I don't believe everything I read on the internet.]

[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Mustang&diff=prev&oldid=682494417 My half-mustang would probably agree with you.]

[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Mustang&diff=prev&oldid=690380132 No cheese please.]

[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=New_Forest_pony&diff=prev&oldid=645746689 I doubt tacos are good for them.]

[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Friesian_horse&diff=prev&oldid=54226063 Fortunately there were a male and female left, or we'd be in real trouble!]

[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Racking_Horse&diff=prev&oldid=522451114 Yeah, if you use face paint and colored hoof polish on them.]

[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Paso_Fino&diff=prev&oldid=203366850 So it's frouned upon...]

[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Missouri_Fox_Trotter&diff=prev&oldid=132263552 Light pink? And no, they don't give away horses for free in Alabama!]

[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Missouri_Fox_Trotter&diff=prev&oldid=589317881 Europeans are fearless when mounted on Fox Trotters.]

[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Spotted_Saddle_Horse&diff=prev&oldid=273666782 My half-Spanish Mustang won't gait! I got cheated!]

[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Spotted_Saddle_Horse&diff=prev&oldid=500886313 What happens when 10-year olds edit Wikipedia.]

[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Spotted_Saddle_Horse&diff=prev&oldid=636088530 Paint and Spotted Saddle Horse are two entirely different things.]

[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Missouri_Fox_Trotter&diff=prev&oldid=633028290 We know they're smart.]

If you can't make your favorite horse sport look good, make somebody else's look bad--in front of the whole world, via Wikipedia.

[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Dressage&diff=prev&oldid=690073578 This isn't what happens in a dressage test.]

[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Soring&diff=prev&oldid=622151617 Um, this is not exactly a global issue.]

[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Eventing&diff=prev&oldid=231623 Everybody gets to gallop, then you have to try to pull your boots off!]

[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Eventing&diff=prev&oldid=690992991 Yeah, dressage is important.]

[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Western_pleasure&diff=prev&oldid=549707015 Cowboy boots. They're called cowboy boots.]

[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Trot&diff=prev&oldid=622254039 Overstride is more common in the rack and running walk.]

[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Western_pleasure&diff=prev&oldid=510942716 I doubt it, after all draw reins are very popular.]

[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Western_pleasure&diff=prev&oldid=630680108 He probably likes donuts, but...]

[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Saddle_seat&diff=prev&oldid=82511487 Saddle seat: attitude is all that matters.]

[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Saddle_seat&diff=prev&oldid=124484245 An exsample.]

[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Show_jumping&diff=prev&oldid=662864866 Of course you need a bridle.]

[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=United_States_Pony_Clubs&diff=prev&oldid=693261225 Pony crap?]

[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Show_jumping&diff=prev&oldid=681057431 Living is a high-risk sport.]

[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=United_States_Pony_Clubs&diff=prev&oldid=95000754 Pony Clubbers can expect fine quality barns.]

[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Standardbred&diff=prev&oldid=9142615 Please call your congressman...]

[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=United_States_Pony_Clubs&diff=prev&oldid=123916808 I never tried it.]

[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Saddle_seat&diff=prev&oldid=640194775 It's an English discipline.]

[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Soring&diff=prev&oldid=673709308 This is not what happens when a horse is abused.]

Unfortunately, both of these pursuits are full of people who just don't understand that Wikipedia has a strict no-POV policy.

[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Animal_treatment_in_rodeo_&oldid=689235886 So this is how PETA got started.]

[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Parelli_Natural_Horsemanship&diff=prev&oldid=655763443 Because Pat Parelli is the greatest horseman who's ever lived!]

[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Monty_Roberts&diff=prev&oldid=633532181 He's a human, not an android.]

[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Horse_breeding&diff=prev&oldid=690992592 Dam, son, apparently this person thinks it's all the same...]

[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Parelli_Natural_Horsemanship&diff=prev&oldid=697568292 And more love for Mr. Parelli...]

[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Animals_in_sport&diff=prev&oldid=685574974 I think this was one of those people who prefer to call fish 'sea kittens'.]

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Little critters like guinea pigs are adorable, but advertising their adorability is not the purpose of this website.

[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=List_of_guinea_pig_breeds&diff=prev&oldid=681906346 They're punky pigs!]

[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=List_of_guinea_pig_breeds&diff=prev&oldid=660421924 Skittish pigs!]

[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=List_of_guinea_pig_breeds&diff=prev&oldid=671941827 Abyssinian piggies don't like to run.]

[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Guinea_pig&diff=prev&oldid=1029434 I doubt I'd eat a rat either.]

[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Treeing_Walker_Coonhound&direction=prev&oldid=809163841 So this is where the term bird dog come from!]

These fall into the "I drank 10 beers before I logged on to Wikipedia" category.

[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=O_mio_babbino_caro&diff=prev&oldid=687371734 Who knew they wrote arias about meat?]

[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Fox_hunting&diff=prev&oldid=689942646 They hunt foxes at Burger King?]

[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=The_Secret_Life_of_the_American_Teenager&diff=prev&oldid=688132838 Frickin' teenagers...]

[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Fishing&diff=prev&oldid=690302845 I've seen some men who would probably try this.]

[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Stallion&diff=prev&oldid=678879612 This guy is deluding himself.]

[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=United_States_Pony_Clubs&oldid=696400773 Pony Club is not a dating organization.]

[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Thoroughbred&diff=prev&oldid=697539141 The information IS accurate.]

[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Sprained_ankle&diff=prev&oldid=704311749 I can't write cursive with my hands!]

[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Sprained_ankle&diff=prev&oldid=176762178 Oh, my leg!]

[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Turkeybutt_JC&diff=prev&oldid=738104929 Some people just do not take advice. Sigh]

[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wilson%27s_Allen&diff=prev&oldid=695669171 He was from Tennessee.]

[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Racking_Horse_Breeders%27_Association_of_America&diff=prev&oldid=700664714 Blaze it! (No, blaze vandals!)]

[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Racking_Horse_Breeders%27_Association_of_America&diff=prev&oldid=700664136 I've never heard of this guy.]