User:Widgethocker
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Hello there
Hi. I'm Widgethocker, although you could probably tell from the text at the top of your screen. If you've found your way here, I probably bollocksed something up.
I have an unhealthy addiction to Spelunky 2; I'm not half bad at it, either.{{citation needed}} I'm also a huge Half-Life nerd, and refuse to admit that Valve has ever done anything wrong as a company.