User:littleb2009

My to-do list (Feel free to help!):

• User:Littleb2009/To-Do list

Templates:

• User:Littleb2009/Templates

Userboxes:

• User:Littleb2009/Userboxes

• You can request a userbox. Instructions are found on the userbox page.

RfA questions cheat sheet:

• User:Littleb2009/RfA Questions Cheat Sheet

Essays:

• User:Littleb2009/Essays

Page for vandalism:

• User:Littleb2009/Page for vandalism and vandalism only

Be aware that some of the content in the above mentioned pages may be completely useless to some people. (But you should look at them first, to see if you find them useful.)

User:LittleSock2009 is me, used for humor (like this) and security ("editing from public Wi-fi").

User:LittleZilla is me, because everyone needs a 'zilla account.

To prevent impersonation by vandals.
User:Littleb2009. (Not registered; only redirects to my userspace.)
User:Littled2009

Feel free to add your own (Wikipedia-related) poetry if you can edit this page. Otherwise, you can request me to add a poem of yours on my talk page.

Some of these poems are WIP, work in progress.

This poem disturbs this page,

Just as youth disturbs the aged,

This text only does deface,

Here to break the narrative pace.

Undo link aganst the RC patroller,

Personal attacks against the reverter,

Block evasion against the blocker,

Only to be caught by a checkuser.

Seeing their account to be blocked,

Vandal goes to Wiktionary.

Vandalizes the dictionary,

Finally gets globally locked.

--littleb2009 (^she/_her) (talk • contribs)

This entire section is sarcasm. Anyway, because the absolute worst way to punish someone is public humiliation, I have listed all of the members of my "fan club" here.

198.133.125.135 [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Littleb2009&diff=prev&oldid=1023902869 called me], after I slapped a {{tl|Uw-vandalism1}} on their page, a whore (prostitute).

Afer I cleared the sandbox, with their edits on it, 95.232.118.126 [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Littleb2009&diff=prev&oldid=1025649097 said I was] an idiot. Then, they [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Littleb2009&diff=next&oldid=1025649990 told me] ([https://translate.google.com/?sl=auto&tl=en&text=io%20faccio%20come%20voglio%20e%20te%20stai%20zitto!&op=translate in Italian]), "I do as I want and you shut up!", obviously ignoring the notice on my talk page to mind WP:NPA.

After I reverted their vandalism, 85.186.112.190 mistakenly [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Kylie_Cosmetics&curid=50416199&diff=1025680452&oldid=1025680291 called me] (And on an article!) a "fat obese where". I'm pretty sure they meant "whore". The link is now broken due to revision deletion.

Even though I didn't do anything to them, 2001:D08:1205:193E:CD31:D289:414C:2C60 [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:AbuseLog/29656410 attempted to blank my user page], only to be caught by [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:AbuseFilter/803 Filter 803].

IP editors, if you did not make these "compliments", then you may opt out of the "fan club" by posting on my talk page. But I have to confirm that it's no longer the "complimenter".

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This is scary. Read on if you dare.

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