User talk:BanEvasion

Blocked so hard right now. Must resort to trolling until moderators get back from their power trip and let me go

{{unblock reviewed | 1= Simply put, I am not evading a ban by any means, nor have I ever been banned from Wikipedia before. I am experimenting with what one can do on Wikipedia, and if I have stepped out of line, I am perfectly willing to take time to learn the process for contributing to this wiki site. I made the name "BanEvasion" humorously because I was curious about the availibility of the name, not because it would have been an outlandishly blatant statement to make as a username. Thank you for your time. | decline = WP:NOTHERE. Please conduct your experiments elsewhere. OhNoitsJamie Talk 19:04, 4 September 2015 (UTC)}}

{{unblock reviewed | 1= Oh come on. It is blatantly clear that I am not evading a ban by using this username. You are simply placing "Ban Evasion" as the reason due to an assumption. I am not here to conduct experiments, I am honestly here to help - mostly by doing the grunt work of fixing grammatical errors and optimizing sentence structure for brevity. No, I hadn't done that with this account. I was just editing around, and I made a huge mistake. I can admit that. Please let me have another chance here. | decline = Well, if you weren't doing it before, you are now. Closedmouth (talk) 05:16, 7 September 2015 (UTC)}}