User talk:Lord on Canary

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Hello Lord on Canary! Welcome to Wikipedia! Thank you for your contributions. If you decide that you need help, check out Getting Help below, ask me on my talk page, or place {{tlc|helpme}} on your talk page and someone will show up shortly to answer your questions. Please remember to sign your name on talk pages by clicking Image:Button sig2.png or using four tildes (~~~~); this will automatically produce your name and the date. Finally, please do your best to always fill in the edit summary field. Below are some useful links to facilitate your involvement. Happy editing! Let Us Update Special:Ancientpages. 09:16, 22 December 2007 (UTC)

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Final warning

[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Reliable_sources/Noticeboard&diff=prev&oldid=180066064 This] is totally unacceptable. If you make another trolling edit like this, I will indef block you. It's clear you're not here for building an encyclopedia. Cool Hand Luke 05:02, 25 December 2007 (UTC)

:Sorry, Luke. It was just irresistible. The notion that Shankbone (is that even his real name) is somehow on par with Walter Cronkite is just too amusing. If you do have to block me, at least consider a 2-day block. I should be done laughing at that point, and we can get back to the serious business of hiding Carolyn Doran from the world's compendium of "free knowledge". -- Lord on Canary (talk) 05:04, 25 December 2007 (UTC)

::It's manifestly not his "real" name, and I get your point, but that joke was in poor taste. Cool Hand Luke 05:07, 25 December 2007 (UTC)

:::As long as someone got my point. WP:POINT is really an awful rule. Merry merry. --Lord on Canary (talk) 05:11, 25 December 2007 (UTC)