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    ...Kauffner? In ictu oculi (talk) 08:13, 3 May 2015 (UTC)

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    | text = This account has been blocked indefinitely as a sock puppet that was created to violate Wikipedia policy. Note that using multiple accounts is allowed, but using them for illegitimate reasons is not, and that all edits made while evading a block or ban may be reverted or deleted. If this account is not a sock puppet, and you would like to be unblocked, you may appeal this block by adding the text {{tlx|unblock|Your reason here ~~~~}} below. However, you should read the guide to appealing blocks first. }}

    {{unblock reviewed|1=I'm blocked for "citing Britannica etc."? At least that was only substantive reason I saw. So perhaps that is the "blocking administrator's concern about [my] conduct," as the guideline puts it. I should say that I often have Internet access only through VPN. I don't why, perhaps it's some glitch in my setup.|decline=As you know perfectly well, you are blocked for sockpuppetry, as has happened on multiple previous occasions. You can try an unblock request at your primary account, if you wish.--Anthony Bradbury"talk" 16:20, 25 June 2015 (UTC)}}