White Trash Christmas

1. Aquaclaus - 2:47
2. :Straight parody of "Aqualung" as performed by Jethro Tull, describing the less savory aspects of being a department-store Santa Claus.
3. What If Eminem Did Jingle Bells? - 3:08
4. :A hardcore hip-hop interpretation of James Lord Pierpont's classic winter carol.
5. Osama Got Run Over by a Reindeer - 1:44
6. :Straight parody of "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer" as performed by Elmo Shropshire; the song describes reindeer attacking terror leader Osama bin Laden.
7. White Trash Christmas - 2:46
8. :Parody of "White Christmas," performed by hillbillies (in the official music video, the Willie Nelson band, with Mickey Raphael as one of the three wise men[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8u_c1oyaClU "White Trash Christmas" official music video] from The Bob Rivers Show official YouTube account, October 12, 2007) as a down-tempo country music piece.
9. Little Hooters Girl - 1:52
10. :Parody of "The Little Drummer Boy," performed by an all-male, a cappella chorus: M-pact. Song describes, in crude terms, the assets of a waitress at a Hooters restaurant.
11. Be Claus I Got High - 3:27
12. :Straight parody of "Because I Got High" as performed by Afroman.
13. Not So Silent Night - 1:55
14. :Fast-tempo Hard Rock rendition
15. Me and Mrs. Claus - 2:20
16. :Straight parody of "Me and Mrs. Jones" as performed by Billy Paul.
17. Have Yourself an Ozzy Little Christmas - 1:49
18. :Parody of "Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas," sung by Bob Rivers. The song makes references to Ozzy Osbourne's antics and his then-popular reality show The Osbournes.
19. Merry Christmas Allah - 2:41
20. :Straight parody of "Merry Christmas Darling" as performed by The Carpenters, with an Islamic twist.
21. Shoppin' Around for a Christmas Tree - 1:51
22. :Straight parody of "Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree" as performed by Brenda Lee.
23. I'll Be Stoned for Christmas - 2:27
24. :Parody of "I'll Be Home for Christmas" as performed by Dean Martin, in an exaggerated homage to Martin's act as a drunk.

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