Wikipedia:Takeover
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{{nutshell|Vandals are Bad people and will eventually find a way to takeover wikipedia for at least a day.}}
One day, the vandals will takeover for at least a day. Don't know how, don't know why. But it will happen. Whether in 2 days or 200 years, It WILL HAPPEN. Be Ready. Equip yourself with vast weaponry such as Lupin's Anti-Vandal Tool. Don't Let the Vandals win. If they win. All hope is lost. But your responsibility as a Wikipedian is to BE PREPARED. Right now, the vandals are probably planning on how to takeover. We MUST stop them at all costs!
See also
- Wikipedia:Don't stuff beans up your nose
- Wikipedia:Civility
- Wikipedia:Assume good faith
- Wikipedia:Assume the assumption of good faith
- Wikipedia:No personal attacks
- Wikipedia:Don't call the kettle black (WP:KETTLE)
- Wikipedia:Don't template the regulars
- Template:Uw-notvand – A notification template for users who incorrectly label edits as vandalism.