flatulence humor

Although it is likely that flatulence humor has long been considered funny in cultures that consider the public passing of gas impolite, such jokes are rarely recorded. It has been suggested that one of the oldest recorded jokes was a flatulence joke from the Sumerians that has been dated to 1,900 BC.{{cite news |last1=Joseph |first1=John |title=World's oldest joke traced back to 1900 BC |url=https://www.reuters.com/article/us-joke-odd/worlds-oldest-joke-traced-back-to-1900-bc-idUSKUA14785120080731 |access-date=20 August 2021 |publisher= Reuters |date=20 August 2021}}{{cite book | last=Lambert | first=W. G. | title=Babylonian Wisdom Literature | publisher=Oxford University Press, USA | publication-place=Oxford | date=1960 | isbn=978-0-19-815424-2 | url=https://archive.org/details/babylonianwisdom0000lamb/page/260/mode/1up | page=260}}

{{quote|Something which has never occurred since time immemorial: a young woman did not fart in her husband’s lap.}}

Two important early texts are the 5th century BC plays The Knights and The Clouds, both by Aristophanes, which contain numerous fart jokes.{{cite book |title=The Knights | author = Aristophanes |url=http://classics.mit.edu/Aristophanes/knights.pl.txt |access-date=22 September 2017 |publisher= The Internet Classics Archive, Massachusetts Institute of Technology |format=TXT}}{{cite book |title= The Clouds| author = Aristophanes |url= http://classics.mit.edu/Aristophanes/clouds.pl.txt |access-date=22 September 2017 |publisher= The Internet Classics Archive, Massachusetts Institute of Technology |format=TXT}} Another example from classical times appeared in Apocolocyntosis or The Pumpkinification of Claudius, a satire attributed to Seneca on the late Roman emperor:

{{quote|At once he bubbled up the ghost, and there was an end to that shadow of a life…The last words he was heard to speak in this world were these. When he had made a great noise with that end of him which talked easiest, he cried out, "Oh dear, oh dear! I think I have made a mess of myself."{{Cite book |last=Seneca |first= Lucius Annaeus |url=https://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/10001 |title= Apocolocyntosis |date=2003-11-01 |publisher=Project Gutenberg |language=English |translator-last=Rouse |translator-first=William Henry Denham}}}}

He later explains he got to the afterlife with a quote from Homer: "Breezes wafted me from Ilion unto the Ciconian land."

Archeologist Warwick Ball asserts that the Roman Emperor Elagabalus played practical jokes on his guests, employing a whoopee cushion-like device at dinner parties.{{cite book | first= Warwick| last= Ball | authorlink = Warwick Ball |page= [https://books.google.com/books?id=StIqd8etrLoC&q=whoopee&pg=PA412 412] | title= Rome in the East: the transformation of an empire| publisher= Routledge| year= 2001 | isbn= 0-415-24357-2| via= Google Books}}

In the translated version of Penguin's 1001 Arabian Nights Tales, the story "The Historic Fart" tells of a man who flees his country from the sheer embarrassment of farting at his wedding, only to return ten years later to discover that his fart had become so famous, that people used the anniversary of its occurrence to date other events. Upon learning this, he exclaimed, "Verily, my fart has become a date! It shall be remembered forever!" His embarrassment is so great, he returns to exile in India.{{cite web |date=2013-03-18 |title=Breaking Wind: Legendary Farts - The Historic Fart - 1001 Nights |url=http://www.pitt.edu/~dash/fart.html#historicfart |access-date=2014-03-04 |publisher=University of Pittsburgh}}

In a similar vein, John Aubrey's Brief Lives recounts of Edward de Vere, 17th Earl of Oxford that: {{quote |This earle of Oxford, making his low obeisance to Queen Elizabeth, happened to let a fart, at which he was so abashed that he went to travell 7 yeares. On his returne the Queen welcomed him home and sayd 'My lord, I had forgot the fart.'{{cite web|last1=Aubrey|first1= John| title= Brief Lives| url=https://archive.org/details/briefliveschiefl02aubruoft/page/270|publisher= Oxford |page=270 |year= 1898}}}}

One of the most celebrated incidents of flatulence humor in early English literature is in The Miller's Tale of The Canterbury Tales by Geoffrey Chaucer, which dates from the 14th century; his The Summoner's Tale has another. In the first, the character Nicholas sticks his buttocks out of a window at night and humiliates his rival Absolom by farting in his face. But Absolom gets revenge by thrusting a red-hot plough blade between Nicholas's cheeks ("{{Lang|enm|ammyd the ers}}")

{{quote|"{{Lang|enm|Sing, sweet bird, I kneen nat where thou art!"

This Nicholas anon let fle a fart

As greet as it had been a thonder-dent

That with the strook he was almost yblent (blinded)

And he was ready with iron hoot

And Nicholas ammyd the ers he smoot}}.{{cite book| url= https://sites.fas.harvard.edu/~chaucer/teachslf/milt-par.htm | archiveurl= https://web.archive.org/web/20200604035200/https://sites.fas.harvard.edu/~chaucer/teachslf/milt-par.htm | title= The Canterbury Tales | first = Geoffrey | last= Chaucer | chapter= The Miller's Prologue and Tale| place= lines 3805–3810| year = | url-status= | archivedate = June 4, 2020| accessdate =}}}}

The medieval Latin joke book Facetiae by Poggio Bracciolini includes six tales about farting.

François Rabelais' tales of Gargantua and Pantagruel are laden with acts of flatulence. In Chapter XXVII of the second book, the giant, Pantagruel, releases a fart that "made the earth shake for twenty-nine miles around, and the foul air he blew out created more than fifty-three thousand tiny men, dwarves and creatures of weird shapes, and then he emitted a fat wet fart that turned into just as many tiny stooping women."{{cite book | first = François | last= Rabelais| authorlink = François Rabelais |title = Gargantua and Pantagruel | publisher = W. W. Norton & Co. | year= 1990| page= 214}}

The plays of William Shakespeare include several humorous references to flatulence, including the following from Othello:

{{quote|CLOWN: Are these, I pray you, wind instruments?

FIRST MUSICIAN: Ay marry are they, sir.

CLOWN: O, thereby hangs a tail.

FIRST MUSICIAN: Whereby hangs a tail, sir?

CLOWN: Marry, sir, by many a wind instrument that I know.{{cite book | title = Othello | first = William | last= Shakespeare | year = }} In {{cite web |url= http://study.com/academy/lesson/puns-in-othello.html |title=Puns in Othello |website=Study.com |access-date= 24 May 2016}}}}

Benjamin Franklin, in his open letter "To the Royal Academy of Farting", satirically proposes that converting farts into a more agreeable form through science should be a milestone goal of the Royal Academy.{{cite web |first = Benjamin | last= Franklin |url=http://teachingamericanhistory.org/library/index.asp?document=470 | title=To the Royal Academy of Farting |archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20130305080250/http://teachingamericanhistory.org/library/index.asp?document=470 |archive-date=2013-03-05 |url-status=dead |date=c. 1781 |publisher= | via = teachingamericanhistory.org}}

In Mark Twain's 1876 pamphlet 1601 a cupbearer at Court who's a Diarist reports:

{{quote|In ye heat of ye talk it befel yt one did breake wind, yielding an exceding mightie and distresfull stink, whereat all did laugh full sore.{{cite book |url=https://www.gutenberg.org/files/3190/3190-h/3190-h.htm |title= [Date, 1601.] Conversation, as it was by the Social Fireside, in the Time of the Tudors |first=Mark | last=Twain |date=1876 |publisher=Project Gutenberg |access-date=2023-03-30}}}}

The Queen inquires as to the source, and receives various replies. Lady Alice says:

{{quote|Good your grace, an' I had room for such a thundergust within mine ancient bowels, 'tis not in reason I coulde discharge ye same and live to thank God for yt He did choose handmaid so humble whereby to shew his power. Nay, 'tis not I yt have broughte forth this rich o'ermastering fog, this fragrant gloom, so pray you seeke ye further."}}

In the first chapter of Moby-Dick by Herman Melville, the narrator states:

{{quote|...I always go to sea as a sailor, because of the wholesome exercise and pure air of the fore-castle deck. For as in this world, head winds are far more prevalent than winds from astern (that is, if you never violate the Pythagorean maxim)...{{cite book |url=https://www.gutenberg.org/files/2701/2701-h/2701-h.htm| first= Herman | last= Melville |author-link= Herman Melville| title=Moby Dick|publisher=Project Gutenberg |access-date=2015-05-24}}}}

These images came from medieval manuscripts from the 13th and 14th centuries.

Maastricht Book of Hours, BL Stowe MS17 f061v.png

Maastricht Book of Hours, BL Stowe MS17 f153v (detail).png

Butt-trumpet, Book of Hours, Flanders, 14th century (Baltimore, The Walters Art Museum, W.88, f. 157r).jpg

Butt-trumpet, Rotshild Canticles, MS 404, folio 134r.jpg

Butt-trumpet, Vincent of Beauvais, Speculum historiale, Saint-Omer c. 1294-1297 Boulogne-sur-Mer, Bibliothèque municipale, ms. 131, fol. 202r.jpg

Butt-trumpets, The Maastricht Hours, Stowe 17, fol. 201r.jpg

Butt-trumpets, The Rutland Psalter, folio 87v.jpg

The sourcing of a fart involves a ritual of assignment that sometimes takes the form of a rhyming game. These are frequently used to discourage others from mentioning the fart or to turn the embarrassment of farting into a pleasurable subject matter.Blank, Trevor J. "Cheeky Behavior: The Meaning and Function of 'Fartlore' in Childhood and Adolescence." Children's Folklore Review Vol. 32 (2010): 61–85. The trick is to pin the blame on someone else, often by means of deception, or using a back and forth rhyming game that includes phrases such as the following:Blank (2010), pp. 68–69.

• They who{{nbs}}...{{pb}}
• declared it blared it.
• observed it served it.
• detected it ejected it.
• rejected it respected it.
• {{Wikt-lang|en|he who smelt it dealt it|smelt it dealt it.|italic=no}}
• sang the song did the pong.
• denied it supplied it.
• said it spread it.
• {{Wikt-lang|en|he who said the rhyme did the crime|said the rhyme did the crime.|italic=no}}
• accuses blew the fuses.
• pointed the finger pulled the trigger.
• articulated it particulated it.
• introduced it produced it.
• inculpated promulgated.
• deduced it produced it.
• was a smart-ass has a fart-ass.
• sniffed it biffed it.
• eulogized it aerosolized it.
• sensed it dispensed it.
• rapped it cracked it.
• policed it released it.
• remarked on it embarked on it.
• circulated it perpetrated it.
• last spoke let off the ass smoke.
• said the words did the turds.
• Whoever{{nbs}}...{{pb}}
• rebuts it cuts it.
• said the rap did the crap.
• had the smirk did the work.
• spoke it broke it.
• asked it gassed it.
• started it farted it.
• explained it ordained it.
• thunk it stunk it.
• is squealing is concealing.
• thought it brought it.
• gave the call gassed us all.
• spoke last set off the blast.
• made a frown laid the brown.
• made the quip let it rip.
• smelt it dealt it
• Whoever's poking fun is the smoking gun.
• The smeller's the feller.
• The one who said the verse just made the atmosphere worse.
• It twas the thinker who loosened his sphincter.
• If you heard the song you've soiled your thong.
• Self report.

Assigning blame to another can backfire: a joke about royalty has the Queen emitting flatulence, and then turning to a nearby page, exclaiming, "Arthur, stop that!" The page replies, "Yes, Your Majesty. Which way did it go?"

A {{visible anchor|Dutch oven}} is a slang term for lying in bed with another person and pulling the covers over the person's head while flatulating, thereby creating an unpleasant situation in an enclosed space.{{cite book |last=Patridge |first=Ben |url=https://books.google.com/books?id=0gz7XBEgU3kC&pg=PA64 |title=The MANual – Surviving Pregnancy |publisher=Bennovations |isbn=978-0-9721066-6-5 |page=64 |quote=A 'Dutch oven' is when you are lying in bed with someone, you pull the covers over their heads and expel gas from the anus, thereby trapping them with your pungent gift}} This is done as a prank or by accident to one's sleeping partner.{{cite book |last=Partridge |first=Eric |url=https://archive.org/details/newpartridgedict00tomd_0 |title=The New Partridge Dictionary of Slang and Unconventional English |author2=Dalzell, Tom |author3=Victor, Terry |publisher=Taylor & Francis |year=2006 |isbn=978-0-415-25937-8 |edition=9 |page=679 |url-access=registration}} The book The Alphabet of Manliness by Maddox discusses the Dutch oven, as well as a phenomenon it refers to as the "Dutch oven surprise", that "happens if you force it too hard"."If you happen to be in bed sleeping with someone, what you do is drop the nastiest, juiciest broccoli fart under the covers. Then while your partner is still sleeping, lift the covers over her head and then wait until the fart dissipates." Maddox. The Alphabet of Manliness. Citadel Press, 2006 {{ISBN|0-8065-2720-X}}, 978-0-8065-2720-8, 204 pages p.66 The Illustrated Dictionary of Sex by Keath Roberts refers to this as a Dutch treat.{{cite book |title=Illustrated Dictionary of Sex |publisher=Lotus Press |date=2007-11-30 |isbn=978-81-89093-59-4 |pages=54–55 |last=Roberts |first=Keath}}

A connection between relationships and performing a Dutch oven has been discussed in two undergraduate student newspaper articlesPat Corran and Lara Luepke "Dutch oven" February 24, 2003 The Spectator (University of Wisconsin Eau Claire) [http://media.www.spectatornews.com/media/storage/paper218/news/2003/02/24/TheHookup/Dutch.Oven-376973.shtml] {{webarchive|url=https://web.archive.org/web/20090321181025/http://media.www.spectatornews.com/media/storage/paper218/news/2003/02/24/TheHookup/Dutch.Oven-376973.shtml|date=March 21, 2009}}{{cite news |last=Pitts-Wiley |first=Jonathan |date=February 17, 2006 |title=Keeping it tight with your girlfriend while still letting one rip |newspaper=Yale Daily News |url=http://www.yaledailynews.com/news/2006/feb/17/keeping-it-tight-with-your-girlfriend-while-still/ |url-status=dead |access-date=22 February 2011 |archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20111119222327/http://www.yaledailynews.com/news/2006/feb/17/keeping-it-tight-with-your-girlfriend-while-still/ |archive-date=19 November 2011}} and in actress Diane Farr's relationships/humor book The Girl Code.Diane Farr. The Girl Code: the secret language of single women (on dating, sex, shopping, and honor among girlfriends) Little, Brown and Company, 2001 {{ISBN|0-316-26061-4}}, {{ISBN|978-0-316-26061-9}}, 192 pages page 172

Paul Oldfield, who performed under the name Mr. Methane,{{Cite news

|url=https://www.theguardian.com/culture/2008/jul/23/edinburghfestival.comedy|title=The ace of trumps|last=Kelner|first=Martin|date=23 Jul 2008|work=The Guardian|access-date=18 March 2022|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20220317235233/https://www.theguardian.com/culture/2008/jul/23/edinburghfestival.comedy|archive-date=17 March 2022}} performed a stage act that included him farting the notes of music.{{Cite news|url=https://www.independent.co.uk/news/mr-methanes-tunes-put-the-wind-up-insurers-1404088.html|title=Mr. Methane's tunes put the wind up insurers|last=Bennett|first=Will|date=1 January 1994|work=The Independent|access-date=18 March 2022|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20220318003320/http://web.archive.org/screenshot/https://www.independent.co.uk/news/mr-methane-s-tunes-put-the-wind-up-insurers-1404088.html|archive-date=18 March 2022}} Joseph Pujol, who performed under the name Le Pétomane, which translates to "fart maniac", performed a similar stage act for the Paris music hall scene.

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• Armpit fart
• Beans, Beans, the Musical Fruit
• Bum trilogy
• Gross out
• Grotesque body
• Flatulist
• Fartman
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• {{Lang|da|Hundeprutterutchebane}}
• Le Pétomane
• Mr. Methane
• Roland the Farter
• Sophomoric humour
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• Whoopee cushion

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