user:Clerks

My current favourite article is Towel Day. It's celebrated on May 25th all around the galaxy.

• Osel Hita Torres. This guy was selected to be the Dalai Lama's reincarnation buddy, but he has ditched.
• Dabbawala. This is a food delivery system that makes FedEx look sloppy.
• Chronology protection conjecture. Stephen Hawking tried to use this to prove time travel wasn't possible.
• National Courtesy Campaign (Singapore). I want to start one of these in Canada. It's just crazy enough that it might work.

• Saparmurat Niyazov. This former ruler of Turkmenistan looked like Wayne Newton and acted like Pee-wee Herman.
• Iditarod Trail Sled Dog Race and Balto. The race is on.
• Flag of Bikini Atoll. I would love to see someone carrying this flag at the Olympics.
• Blue Peter badge. Interesting British tradition with scandal to boot.
• The Prophet (book). This is an amazing book. It is often quoted at weddings and in advertisements.
• Marvin the Martian. This is my favourite Looney Tunes character.
• Arbitration: Episodes. Real life drama in Wikipedia world.
• Tourist guy. Proof that after sadness comes joy.
• Truthiness. Another fine example of why I love Wikipedia.
• Princess Isabella of Denmark. One of the youngest people (Oct 9, 2007) to have a Wikipedia article.
• Naegleria fowleri. Scary man killing amoeba.
• AFI's 100 Years... 100 Movie Quotes. There are at least a dozen quotes here that could become my favourite article.
• Michael Larson. He is a famous game show contestant.
• Autodidacticism. I had to teach myself what this word meant.
• Henohenomoheji. A face made of Japanese characters.
• SMERSH (James Bond). Thee bad guys.
• Arbre du Ténéré. A sacred tree in the desert.
• Backronym. Like an acronym, but different.
• Irony mark. A sarcastic question mark.
• Riot Act. I can't believe they really used these two sentences to break up a crowd.
• Virgin ritual at NJ Festival of Ballooning. I started this one after reading about it in the paper.
• Butterfly kick. It has a cool motion picture demo.
• Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane. On the tv show I really enjoyed how he would use his full name when he referred to himself in the third person.
• Felicific calculus. The happiness calculator.
• Emasculators. Scary article with pictures.
• Caligula. The subject is interesting and it is mentioned in the Seinfeld episode- The Jimmy.
• Onomatopoeia. A word or a grouping of words that imitates the sound. Whoa!
• Bekim Kastrati. A real soccer player whose name ironically suggests David Beckham is a castrati (castrated singer).
• Venetia Phair. Interesting article about the girl who named the ice rock formerly known as Pluto.
• No climbing the Reichstag dressed as Spider-Man. Funny title.
• Mary Marvel. Sexy comic book character, with an interesting past.
• Lucky Number Slevin and Se7en. Both good movies with interesting articles and creative titles.
• Cloud suck. Funny name.
• Six Degrees of Separation (film). This is one of my favourite plays and I liked the movie as well.
• Jessica Lee Rose. She was the actress who played lonelygirl15 on Youtube. I wonder if she can start a real acting career.
• The Gift of the Woodi. I liked this episode of Cheers so much that I created an article for it. It's the one with the K-E-L-L-Y song[http://www.tvacres.com/music_songs_kelly.htm].
• White trillium, I thought it was illegal to pick Ontario's official flower until I read this article
• Falkirk Wheel, amazing engineering feat with great photos
• David Suzuki, Canadian environmentalist
• List of Bullshit! episodes, Penn & Teller host this show with really interesting topics
• Jadarite, newly found mineral that is closely related to the fictional mineral Kryptonite
• Theorbo, musical instrument that I wish I could play
• Alcohol flush reaction, condition I suffer from
• Poor Pussy, game with a funny name
• Bruce effect, abortion is natural
• Snottite, funny name

• [http://toolserver.org/~soxred93/count/index.php?name=Clerks&lang=en&wiki=wikipedia My edit count]

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