user:Floquenbeam

• I respond to Floquenbeam, Floq, Flo, FB, Flow, any other nickname you can think of (as long as it's not rude), or even "hey you", as long as I know from context you're talking to me.
• I don't go around correcting people when they guess wrong (hardly their fault), but I'm a "he".
• I'm easy to get along with (at least in real life), so please give me any constructive criticism you want; I'm aware that I'm imperfect, and usually quite willing to admit it and apologize when I screw up.
• I try my best to turn the other cheek, but I'm evidently not so great getting unconstructive criticism, particularly when my good faith is questioned, or if I think I'm being patronized.
• I instinctively side with the underdog, so I tend to react poorly when I see other people (particularly newbies) bullied or patronized. I'm not convinced that's a defect, but I'm trying to make more of an effort in not going immediately into attack mode.
• Sock declaration: User:Floquensock, User:Floquenstein's monster, and User:Floquenphone are me. As is future bureaucrat User:Aardvark Floquenbeam.
• FWIW, I used to have another account before Floquenbeam, but abandoned it; so I've been here longer than it looks.
• I was on the Arbitration Committee from 1 January 2014 until 29 July 2014, but couldn't hack it.
• I am an admin here. Interesting reading: WP:Requests for adminship/Floquenbeam and WP:Requests for adminship/Floquenbeam 2.

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... My first self-created userbox, inspired by a conversation with an incredulous 25 year old coworker today

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... My wiki birthday. I am somewhat older than this in real life.

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... Happy me day!

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... Shamelessly stolen from Pedro

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...Thanks Mandarax!

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... Not stolen from Pedro, but [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Bureaucrats%27_noticeboard&type=revision&diff=1125227863&oldid=1125226490&diffmode=source inspired by him]

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... So no, I'm not working for Santorum's election campaign, in spite of occasional moronic claims to the contrary

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{{user recall}}
... Finally got around to this: see User:Floquenbeam/Recall

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... Good boy.

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... And they were both completely normal human beings!

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... although stupid and lazy is also a distinct possibility

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{{User Spikevax vaccine booster}} ...whatever they had{{clear}}

{{User Comirnaty vaccine booster}} ...intentionally went for the trifecta{{clear}}

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Workbenches: DPWL • SE • NDT • Montessori • Sandbox • Emergency backup sandbox • [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3APrefixIndex&prefix=Floq&namespace=2 My subpages]

Interwiki: Meta: Watchlist • talk • Commons: Watchlist • talk • Simple: Watchlist • talk

Tools: SUL tool • [http://tools.wmflabs.org/tb-dev/CNRS/index.php Cross-namespace redirects] • [https://tools.wmflabs.org/sigma/editorinteract.py Editor interaction] • append this to get MW pages: &uselang=qqx

Wikipedia Library: [https://wikipedialibrary.wmflabs.org/users/my_library/ My library]

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