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{{Infobox album

| name = Whatever...

| type = compilation

| artist = Guido Hatzis

| cover = Whatever_by_Guido_Hatzis.png

| alt =

| released = November 2000

| recorded =

| venue =

| studio =

| genre = Comedy

| length =

| label = Universal

| producer = Julian Schiller, Tony Moclair

| prev_title = Do Not Talk Over Me

| prev_year = 1999

| next_title = Deported

| next_year = 2002

}}

Whatever... is the second album of material from Greek-Australian comic character, Guido Hatzis. The album is a compilation of prank call segments from the Triple M radio show, CRUD. The album was released in November 2000 and peaked at number 8 on the ARIA Charts and was certified platinum.

At the ARIA Music Awards of 2001 the album won the ARIA Award for Best Comedy Release.{{cite web|url=http://www.ariaawards.com.au/history/award/Best-Comedy-Release|title=ARIA Awards Best Comedy Release|publisher=Australian Recording Industry Association (ARIA)|accessdate=20 April 2022}}

Track listing

; Disc 1 - Guido v Skippy Land

  1. "Rent... Geoff Speaking" - 2:16
  2. "Clothes Shop" - 2:42
  3. "Mobile Phones" - 1:00
  4. "Guido Class" - 2:27
  5. "Restaurant Review" - 0:25
  6. "Full Body Wax" - 1:42
  7. "Mechanic" - 1:05
  8. "Florist" - 0:44
  9. "Florist 2" - 0:10
  10. "Mayor Guido" - 2:03
  11. "Shared House" - 1:31
  12. "Shared House 2" - 0:15
  13. "Telemarketing" - 2:16
  14. "Owner / Driver" - 0:52
  15. "Owner / Driver 2" - 0:27
  16. "Name Change" - 2:09
  17. "University Degree" - 1:08
  18. "Baker" - 0:17
  19. "Baker 2" - 0:44
  20. "Supermarket" - 1:28
  21. "Clown" - 2:08
  22. "Paperboy" - 1:29
  23. "Number Plate" - 1:21
  24. "Refuge" - 1:19
  25. "Telemarketing 2" - 2:13
  26. "Hotel Reservations" - 1:09
  27. "Flowers" - 1:08
  28. "Helicopter" - 1:30
  29. "The Pretender" - 4:33

; Disc 2 - Guido v The World

  1. "Danny Boy" (Ireland) - 0:32
  2. "Danny Boy 2" (Ireland) - 0:47
  3. "Irish Eyes Are Drooling" (Ireland) - 1:59
  4. "Tokyo Shock Boys" (Japan) - 2:06
  5. "Moccassins" (Japan) - 1:28
  6. "Pink Ponchos" (Mexico) - 0:27
  7. "Pink Ponchos 2" (Mexico) - 1:10
  8. "Coin of the Realm" (Canada) - 0:30
  9. "Green Berets" (USA) - 1:32
  10. "Clan Reunion 1" (Scotland) - 0:36
  11. "Clan Reunion 2" (Scotland) - 0:56
  12. "Echo" (Korea) - 0:50
  13. "2 Litres" (Korea) - 2:03
  14. "Dogs Playing Poker" (France) - 1:30
  15. "Arabian Nights" (Egypt) - 1:08

Charts

=Weekly charts=

class="wikitable plainrowheaders" style="text-align:center"
scope="col"| Chart (2000–01)

! scope="col"| Peak
position

{{album chart|Australia|8|album=WHATEVER...|artist=Guido Hatzis|rowheader=true|accessdate=20 April 2022|refname="ARIA Albums Chart"}}

=Year-end charts=

class="wikitable sortable plainrowheaders" style="text-align:center"
scope="col"| Chart (2000)

! scope="col"| Position

scope="row"| Australian Albums (ARIA){{cite web |url=https://www.aria.com.au/charts/2000/albums-chart |title=ARIA Top 100 Albums for 2000 |publisher=Australian Recording Industry Association |access-date=20 April 2022}}

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Certifications

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{{Certification Table Entry|region=Australia|artist=Guido Hatzis|title=Whatever...|award=Platinum|type=album|certyear=2000|accessdate=20 April 2022}}

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References

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Category:2000 albums

Category:ARIA Award–winning albums

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