A Heavy Nite With...

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| artist = Relaxed Muscle

| cover = Heavy_night_with_album_cover.jpg

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| released = {{start date|2003|10}}

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| genre = Electronica

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| label = Rough Trade{{Cite web|url=https://pitchfork.com/news/45960-jarvis-cockers-relaxed-muscle-project-to-perform-at-the-whitney-museum-in-new-york/|title=Jarvis Cocker's Relaxed Muscle Project to Perform at the Whitney Museum in New York|website=Pitchfork|date=28 March 2012 }}

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{{Album ratings

| rev1 = AllMusic

| rev1Score = {{Rating|3.5|5}}{{Cite web|url=https://www.allmusic.com/album/a-heavy-nite-with-relaxed-muscle-mw0000461317|title=A Heavy Nite with Relaxed Muscle - Relaxed Muscle | Songs, Reviews, Credits|website=AllMusic}}

|rev2= The Guardian |rev2Score={{Rating|2|5}}{{Cite news|url=https://www.theguardian.com/music/2003/oct/24/popandrock.shopping11|title=CD: Relaxed Muscle, A Heavy Night With|first=Helen|last=Pidd|newspaper=The Guardian |date=October 24, 2003|via=www.theguardian.com}}

|rev3= The Independent |rev3Score={{Rating|3|5}}{{Cite web|url=http://enjoyment.independent.co.uk/music/reviews/story.jsp?story=458888|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20050429100626/http://enjoyment.independent.co.uk/music/reviews/story.jsp?story=458888|url-status=dead|archive-date=April 29, 2005|title=The Independent Online Edition > Enjoyment|date=April 29, 2005}}

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A Heavy Nite With... is the debut album by British band Relaxed Muscle fronted by Pulp's Jarvis Cocker, using the pseudonym Darren Spooner.{{Cite book|url=https://books.google.com/books?id=HxelFYVkKBEC&q=a+heavy+nite+with...+relaxed+muscle+2003&pg=PA156|title=Mother, Brother, Lover: Selected Lyrics|first=Jarvis|last=Cocker|date=October 20, 2011|publisher=Faber & Faber|isbn=9780571281923|via=Google Books}} The other member is Jason Buckle. It has been alleged that Jason Buckle is a pseudonym for Pulp guitarist Richard Hawley, but this is not the case - Hawley does contribute guitar to the album, however, under the pseudonym Wayne Marsden.

Relaxed Muscle recorded three other songs not included on this album: "Branded" and "Year Of The Dog" as B-sides and "This Is As Good As It Gets," on the compilation album The Electronic Bible.