Assholes Finish First

{{short description|2010 book by Tucker Max}}

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| author = Tucker Max

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| country = United States

| language = English

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| genre = Non-fiction / Fratire

| publisher = Simon & Schuster

| release_date = September 28, 2010

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| pages = 416

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| isbn = 1-4169-3874-5

| preceded_by = I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell

| followed_by = Hilarity Ensues

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Assholes Finish First is a book by Tucker Max, detailing anecdotal stories, usually revolving around drinking and sex. It is the sequel to I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell.(27 October 2010). [http://cw.ua.edu/2010/10/27/party-animal-legend-visits-for-book-signing/ Party animal legend visits for book signing] {{Webarchive|url=https://web.archive.org/web/20101227002949/http://www.cw.ua.edu/2010/10/27/party-animal-legend-visits-for-book-signing/ |date=2010-12-27 }}, The Crimson WhiteStephen, Alexander (7 October 2010). [https://web.archive.org/web/20110715105225/http://portlandtribune.com/features/story.php?story_id=128639668874444700 10 Questions for Tucker Max], Portland Tribune The title is a parody of and corollary to the saying "Nice guys finish last," a frequent misquotation of Leo Durocher's statement "Nice guys; finish last," which was itself a 1975 misquotation by Durocher of his statement 29 years earlier about the 1946 baseball New York Giants.

The book debuted at Number 3 on The New York Times Best Seller list for hardcover nonfiction on October 17, 2010,[https://www.nytimes.com/best-sellers-books/2010-10-17/hardcover-nonfiction/list.html Best Sellers – Oct 17, 2010], The New York Times and remained on the list for 14 consecutive weeks.[https://www.nytimes.com/best-sellers-books/2011-02-27/hardcover-nonfiction/list.html Best Sellers – Feb 27, 2011], The New York Times