Kids (Robbie Williams and Kylie Minogue song)

{{Short description|2000 single by Robbie Williams and Kylie Minogue}}

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{{Infobox song

| name = Kids

| cover = Robbie Williams Kids.png

| alt =

| type = single

| artist = Robbie Williams and Kylie Minogue

| album = Sing When You're Winning {{noitalic|and}} Light Years

| B-side =

  • "John's Gay"
  • "Often"
  • "Karaoke Star"
  • "Kill Me or Cure Me"

| released = {{start date|df=yes|2000|10|9}}

| recorded =

| studio =

| length =

  • {{duration|m=4|s=47}} (album version)
  • {{duration|m=4|s=19}} (radio edit)

| genre =

  • Rock{{AllMusic |class=album |id=mw0003274772 |title= Kylie Minogue - Step Back in Time: The Definitive Collection (2019): Review |last= Sendra |first= Tim |access-date=21 February 2024}}
  • pop{{cite web|first=Alexis |last=Petridis |title=Robbie Williams' 20 greatest songs – ranked! |website= The Guardian |date= 22 August 2022 |url= https://www.theguardian.com/music/2022/aug/25/robbie-williams-20-greatest-songs-ranked |access-date=3 August 2024}}

| label = Chrysalis

| writer =

| producer =

| chronology = Robbie Williams

| prev_title = Rock DJ

| prev_year = 2000

| next_title = Supreme

| next_year = 2000

| misc = {{Extra chronology

| artist = Kylie Minogue

| type = single

| prev_title = On a Night Like This

| prev_year = 2000

| title = Kids

| year = 2000

| next_title = Please Stay

| next_year = 2000

}}

{{External music video|{{YouTube|cvn6eYJh-0c|"Kids"}}}}

}}

"Kids" is a duet between singers Robbie Williams and Kylie Minogue, released on 9 October 2000 as the second single from Williams' third studio album, Sing When You're Winning, and as the third single from Minogue's seventh studio album, Light Years.{{cite web |url=http://www.kylie.com/discography/singles/kids/ |title=Kids | Kylie Minogue |access-date=8 November 2012 |url-status=dead |archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20120325160737/http://www.kylie.com/discography/singles/kids/ |archive-date=25 March 2012}}

Williams and his then-songwriting partner Guy Chambers co-wrote the song for Minogue after she approached Williams to write her some songs for her first album under Parlophone, Light Years. Feeling the chemistry between both himself and Minogue, he decided to turn the song into a duet, include the track on his album, and release it as a single. His rap verse on the song comparing himself to Sean Connery and including the line "Press be asking do I care for sodomy/I don't know/Yeah, probably"{{cite web|url=https://www.nme.com/news/music/robbie-williams-197-1396264|title=Rob's Bum Rap|work=NME|date=25 July 2000|access-date=4 August 2022}} was entirely removed for radio play and the version on Minogue's album.{{cite web|url=https://www.nme.com/news/music/kylie-minogue-167-1388028|title=Kylie Loses Robbie's Rude Rap|work=NME|date=14 September 2000|access-date=4 August 2022}}

Minogue and Williams re-recorded "Kids" with an updated, funkier arrangement for Williams' compilation album, XXV, released on 9 September 2022.{{cite web|url=https://retropopmagazine.com/robbie-williams-xxv-album-review/|title=Robbie Williams – XXV|website=Retropop |date=6 September 2022|access-date=31 December 2022}}

Chart performance

The song became a hit in the United Kingdom, reaching number two and selling over 200,000 copies to earn a silver certification from the BPI. The track also entered the top 10 in Hungary, Iceland, Ireland, New Zealand, and Portugal, and peaked at number 14 in Kylie Minogue's native Australia, where it was certified gold for shipments of over 35,000 copies. The lyrics, although penned by Robbie Williams and Guy Chambers, make numerous references to the careers of both Minogue and Williams. Minogue's lyric "I've been dropping beats since Back in Black" self-deprecatingly refers to her 1980s pop image when she was known as the singing budgie from Australia (Back in Black being a 1980s album by Australian band AC/DC, which starkly contrasted with her own style at the time). Later, in 2010, this song was used as the theme song of Junior Masterchef Australia.

Music video

The music video for the song contains several references to the musical film Grease, particularly in the choreography between Williams and Minogue.{{Cite web|url=https://www.nfsa.gov.au/collection/curated/kylies-duet-robbie-williams|title = Kylie's duet with Robbie Williams|date = 28 October 2021}}

Track listings

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Australian CD1{{cite AV media notes|title=Kids|others=Robbie Williams, Kylie Minogue|year=2000|type=Australian CD1 liner notes|publisher=Chrysalis Records|id=7243 8 89679 0 7}}

  1. "Kids" – 4:47
  2. "John's Gay" – 3:40
  3. "Often" – 2:46
  4. "Rock DJ" (video)

Australian CD2{{cite AV media notes|title=Kids|others=Robbie Williams, Kylie Minogue|year=2000|type=Australian CD2 liner notes|publisher=Chrysalis Records|id=7243 889577 0 0}}

  1. "Kids" – 4:47
  2. "Karaoke Star" – 4:10
  3. "Kill Me or Cure Me" – 2:14
  4. "Kids" (video)

European CD single{{cite AV media notes|title=Kids|others=Robbie Williams, Kylie Minogue|year=2000|type=European CD single liner notes|publisher=Chrysalis Records|id=7243 8 89578 0 9}}

  1. "Kids" – 4:47
  2. "John's Gay" – 3:40
  3. "Kids" (video)

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UK CD1{{cite AV media notes|title=Kids|others=Robbie Williams, Kylie Minogue|year=2000|type=UK CD1 liner notes|publisher=Chrysalis Records|id=CDCHS5119, 7243 889441 0 6}}

  1. "Kids" – 4:47
  2. "John's Gay" – 3:40
  3. "Often" – 2:46
  4. "Kids" (video)

UK CD2{{cite AV media notes|title=Kids|others=Robbie Williams, Kylie Minogue|year=2000|type=UK CD2 liner notes|publisher=Chrysalis Records|id=CDCHSS 5119, 7243 889441 2 0}}

  1. "Kids" – 4:47
  2. "Karaoke Star" – 4:10
  3. "Kill Me or Cure Me" – 2:14

UK cassette single{{cite AV media notes|title=Kids|others=Robbie Williams, Kylie Minogue|year=2000|type=UK cassette single sleeve|publisher=Chrysalis Records|id=TCCHS 5119, 7243 889441 4 4}}

  1. "Kids" – 4:47
  2. "John's Gay" – 3:40
  3. "Often" – 2:46

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Credits and personnel

Credits are taken from the Sing When You're Winning album booklet.{{cite AV media notes|title=Sing When You're Winning|title-link=Sing When You're Winning|others=Robbie Williams|year=2000|type=UK CD album booklet|publisher=Chrysalis Records|id=7243 5 28125 2 3}}

Studios

Personnel

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  • Robbie Williams – writing, lead vocals
  • Guy Chambers – writing, all keyboards, production, arrangement
  • Kylie Minogue – lead vocals
  • Gary Nuttall – backing vocals
  • Katie Kissoon – backing vocals
  • Sylvia Mason-James – backing vocals
  • Tessa Niles – backing vocals
  • Paul "Tubbs" Williams – backing vocals
  • Claire Worrall – backing vocals
  • Neil Taylor – guitars
  • Winston Blissett – bass guitar
  • Phil Spaldingfuzz bass
  • Andy Duncan – drum programming
  • Chris Sharrock – percussion
  • Steve Power – production, mixing
  • Richard Flack – Pro Tools
  • Jim Brumby – Pro Tools
  • Tony Cousins – mastering

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Charts

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=Weekly charts=

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!Chart (2000)

!Peak
position

{{single chart|Australia|14|artist=Robbie Williams & Kylie Minogue|song=Kids|rowheader=true}}
{{single chart|Flanders|38|artist=Robbie Williams & Kylie Minogue|song=Kids|rowheader=true}}
{{single chart|Wallonia Tip|10|artist=Robbie Williams & Kylie Minogue|song=Kids|rowheader=true}}
scope="row"|Croatia (HRT){{cite web|url=http://www.hrt.hr/hr/top20/lista.html|title=HR Top 20 Lista|publisher=Croatian Radiotelevision|url-status=dead|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20001119190900/http://www.hrt.hr/hr/top20/lista.html|archive-date=19 November 2000|access-date=14 February 2024}}

|3

scope="row"|Europe (Eurochart Hot 100){{cite magazine|url=https://worldradiohistory.com/UK/Music-and-Media/00s/2000/MM-2000-10-28.pdf|title=Eurochart Hot 100 Singles|magazine=Music & Media|volume=17|issue=44|page=13|date=28 October 2000|access-date=3 July 2019}}

|11

scope="row"|Europe (European Hit Radio){{cite magazine|url=https://worldradiohistory.com/UK/Music-and-Media/00s/2000/MM-2000-09-02.pdf|title=EHR Top 50|magazine=Music & Media|volume=17|issue=46|date=11 November 2000|page=25|access-date=10 April 2024}}

|11

{{single chart|Germany|47|artist=Robbie Williams & Kylie Minogue|song=Kids|songid=4476|rowheader=true|access-date=14 February 2019}}
scope="row"|Hungary (Mahasz){{cite magazine|url=https://worldradiohistory.com/UK/Music-and-Media/00s/2000/MM-2000-11-05.pdf|title=Top National Selers|magazine=Music & Media|volume=17|issue=45|page=13|date=5 November 2000|access-date=9 June 2020}}

|8

scope="row"|Iceland (Íslenski Listinn Topp 40){{cite news|url=https://timarit.is/page/3009641#page/n11/mode/2up|title=Íslenski Listinn Topp 40 (Vikuna 15.12. – 22.12. 2000 50. Vika)|newspaper=Dagblaðið Vísir|language=is|page=12|date=15 December 2000|access-date=15 July 2018}}

|3

{{single chart|Ireland2|9|song=Kids|rowheader=true|access-date=21 January 2020}}
{{single chart|Italy|29|artist=Robbie Williams & Kylie Minogue|song=Kids|rowheader=true}}
{{single chart|Dutch40|11|year=2000|week=45|rowheader=true|access-date=1 March 2020}}
{{single chart|Dutch100|24|artist=Robbie Williams & Kylie Minogue|song=Kids|rowheader=true|access-date=1 March 2020}}
{{single chart|New Zealand|5|artist=Robbie Williams & Kylie Minogue|song=Kids|rowheader=true}}
scope="row"|Portugal (AFP){{cite magazine|url=https://worldradiohistory.com/UK/Music-and-Media/00s/2000/MM-2000-12-02.pdf|title=Top National Sellers|magazine=Music & Media|volume=17|issue=49|page=17|date=2 December 2000|access-date=1 March 2020}}

|10

{{single chart|Scotland|2|date=20001021|rowheader=true}}
{{single chart|Sweden|31|artist=Robbie Williams & Kylie Minogue|song=Kids|rowheader=true}}
{{single chart|Switzerland|35|artist=Robbie Williams & Kylie Minogue|song=Kids|rowheader=true}}
{{single chart|UK|2|date=20001021|rowheader=true}}

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=Year-end charts=

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!Chart (2000)

!Position

scope="row"|Europe (European Hit Radio){{cite magazine|url=https://worldradiohistory.com/UK/Music-and-Media/00s/2000/MM-2000-12-23.pdf|title=Year in Focus: Eurochart Hot 100 Radio 2000|magazine=Music & Media|volume=17|issue=52|page=13|date=23 December 2000|access-date=9 August 2021}}

|96

scope="row"|Ireland (IRMA){{cite web|url=http://www.rte.ie/2fm/charts/top100_2000.html|title=Top 100 of 2000|publisher=Raidió Teilifís Éireann|url-status=dead|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20040602112628/http://www.rte.ie/2fm/charts/top100_2000.html|archive-date=2 June 2004|access-date=16 March 2022}}

|90

scope="row"|UK Singles (OCC){{cite magazine|title=Best Sellers of 2000: Singles Top 100|magazine=Music Week|page=25|date=20 January 2001}}

|76

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Certifications

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{{Certification Table Entry|region=Australia|type=single|award=Gold|relyear=2000|certyear=2000|access-date=10 January 2015|refname="aria"}}

{{Certification Table Entry|region=United Kingdom|type=single|artist=Kylie Minogue|title=Kids|award=Gold|relyear=2000|certyear=2025|id=3614-544-1|access-date=25 April 2025}}

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Release history

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!scope="col"|Region

!scope="col"|Date

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scope="row"|United Kingdom

|9 October 2000

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|rowspan="2"|Chrysalis

|{{cite magazine|url=https://worldradiohistory.com/UK/Music-Week/2000/Music-Week-2000-10-07.pdf|title=New Releases – For Week Starting October 9, 2000|magazine=Music Week|page=29|date=7 October 2000|access-date=7 August 2021}}

scope="row"|Australia

|30 October 2000

|CD

|{{cite web|url=http://www2.emimusic.com.au/artists.asp?id=81#releases|title=Robbie Williams|publisher=EMI Music Australia|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20001030221416/http://www2.emimusic.com.au/artists.asp?id=81#releases|archive-date=30 October 2000|access-date=1 August 2023}}

References