Module:Motd/data/2007
return {
[==[Learn something new every day.]==],
[==["Oh? What do you mean, real life? I'm already typing in real life!"]==],
[==[Can you edit? Yes you can!]==],
[==[Wikipedia: as big as you think.]==],
[==[Darn it, Jim, we're Wikipedians, not babysitters!]==],
[==Three strikes and you're out!]==],
[==Look before you leap.]==],
[==We will not condone a course of action that could lead us to war.]==],
[==Truly wonderful, the mind of a newbie is.]==],
[==[Brave, but, foolish, friends. You are impossibly outnumbered.]==],
[==["You call this a diplomatic solution?""No, we call it aggressive negotiations."]==],
[==[Don't you have better things to do?]==],
[==[Insert motto here.]==],
[==[Send in the militia, infantry, cavalry, and siege weapons!]==],
[==[One does not simply edit into Mordor.]==],
[==[A vandal once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti... and then I blocked him.]==],
[==[To err is to be human. That's why we have preview buttons.]==],
[==[Your opinion is worth nothing here, but your knowledge is priceless.]==],
[==[Read me]==],
[==[Wikipedia, all you need to know.]==],
[==[Hold the line! Revert any vandals you see. We're going to get to the bottom of this.]==],
[==[What do you want to learn today?]==],
[==33px This motto appears to contradict itself.
Please see the discussion for a replacement on the talk page.]==],
[==Over our crashed servers!]==],
[==Bravery never goes out of fashion.]==],
[==Vandalism is, like, so 15 seconds ago. Helpful contributions are all the rage now!]==],
[==[Wikipedia: Factual, neutral, well-written articles on important real-world topics]==],
[==I don't think, I know.]==],
[==[Don't worry about making an article perfect. Just make it better.]==],
[==[I just saved a bunch of money on information by switching to Wikipedia!
=== August ===]==],
[==Don't say we didn't warn you.]==],
[==[When hundred thousand edits you reach, look as good, you will not.]==],
[==Be nice to editors. Chances are they'll end up voting for you.]==],
[==WIKIPEDIA: 15 minutes could save you 100% on information.]==],
[==I just saved a bunch of money on paper by switching to Wikipedia.]==],
[==Truth: the way it should be]==],
[==[Send in the droids!]==],
[==[If the knowledge is right, use it]==],
[==Wikipedia: Raising the bar.]==],
[==[A journey of a thousand edits starts with a single click.]==],
[==[
[==[Save the user and jail the pusher]==],
[==[The encyclopedia of many faces]==],
[==[An edit saved is an edit earned]==],
[==[Wikipedia wasn't built in an edit]==],
[==Read me, feed me, but never ever leave me]==],
[==[Every good encyclopedia has gnus, GNUs, news, Wales, Wales, and Whales!]==],
[==[Every good encyclopedia has its own parody.]==],
[==[Wikipedia: not the place for jokes, except here]==],
[==[The following preview has been approved for all audiences.]==],
[==[Don't do the crime if you can't do the time.]==],
[==[Welcome to the Wiki Age.]==],
[==[Wikipedia: where nerds fit in.]==],
[==[Help! Call the police! Someone violated 3RR!]==],
[==[Wikipedia ≠ the world...yet.]==],
[==[Wikipedia is where it's at]==],
[==[No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted.]==],
[==[To complete Wikipedia is to complete human knowledge.]==],
[==[You can do it when you SPEW it]==],
[==Think inside the box.]==],
[==[Our flaming fists of fury will destroy you, fiends! Ha ha ha… oh man, who writes this stuff!? === September ===]==],
[==0 to 60 (reverts) in less than 30 minutes!]==],
[==A picture is worth a thousand words]==],
[==[Every day and in every way, we're getting better and better.]==],
[==[It can get pretty hot when one doesn't keep their cool.]==],
[==[It's wikipedia.org, not wikipedia.com.]==],
[==[I get by with a little help from my friends.]==],
[==The place to go, for what you need to know.]==],
[==We sense you, Vandals.]==],
[==[Wikipedia: Land of the free, home of the brave.]==],
[==[Wikipedia, the ink saving encyclopedia.]==],
[==We are watching you]==],
[==[{{NUMBEROFUSERS}} people working overtime... and unpaid.]==],
[==[A do it yourself encyclopedia.]==],
[==Where are your two cents?]==],
[==[Think outside the box.]==],
[==[Wait, wait. We're not here to start WW III.]==],
[==An operator will be with you shortly.]==],
[==[Oh yeah? Well my encyclopedia could beat up your encyclopedia.]==],
[==[It is always ironic when a Wikipedian misspells "encyclopidic."]==],
[==Do unto others as you would have them do unto you]==],
[==["To be or not to be, that is the question."]==],
[==[It's a little thing called "Style". Look it up some time.]==],
[==Freedom is the right to do anything that the law permits]==],
[==Edit with style.]==],
[==[Knowledge is global, so share it.]==],
[==Shhh! We're sneaking up on the vandals. Got your guns?]==],
[==E(xcellence) = m(ultitude of users) × c(licks of the edit button)2]==],
[==[What part of wiki don't you understand?]==],
[==[Calm down, it's only the world's largest online free encyclopedia?]==],
[==Many will enter, few will win.]==],
[==Gotta catch 'em all!
=== October ===]==],
[==Wikipedian tested, doctor approved.]==],
[==Just do it.]==],
[==[So easy, a caveman can do it!]==],
[==[Just the facts, ma'am]==],
[==[Do you feel lucky?]==],
[==Some people say this motto is awesome…]==],
[==[If you don't like the articles on Wikipedia, just wait a few minutes.]==],
[==[This is your brain. This is your brain on Wikipedia. Any questions?]==],
[==Unity, Duty, and Destiny.]==],
[==Are you on the list?]==],
[==Save the article, save Wikipedia.]==],
[==Ceci n'est pas un wiki.]==],
[==[Add any POV you like, as long as it's neutral.]==],
[==[The more you sweat in training, the less you'll bleed in battle.]==],
[==[Remember to keep your hands off the wheel at all times.]==],
[==[If it is to be, it is up to me.]==],
[==[When on Wikipedia, do as the Wikipedians do.]==],
[==[Beware of frostbite from cool Wikipedians.]==],
[==[Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is editing Wikipedia.]==],
[==[About 0.05% of humans are Wikipedian. You could be one too.]==],
[==[Boredom sucks. Wikipedia doesn't.]==],
[==There ain't no such thing as a free encyclopedia. Oh, yes there is!]==],
[==Revenge is a dish best not served.]==],
[==[Getting to know you, getting to know all about you.]==],
[==[A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Wiki]==],
[==[We eat vandalism for breakfast!]==],
[==[I am just going away. I may be some time.]==],
[==Can you hear me now? Good.]==],
[==Help! I need somebody.]==],
[==[If you get yourself in jail, don't expect an easy bail.
=== November ===]==],
[==[Please leave a message and we will get back to you as soon as possible]==],
[==[Notice anything unusual?]==],
[==[Only you can prevent vandal attacks.]==],
[==[Welcome to Wikipedia. No socks allowed, unless you have a good reason.]==],
[==Float like a butterfly, Sting like a bee.]==],
[==Searching for targets... Targets confirmed! Launch the heat seekers!]==],
[==[The hills are alive with the sound of music.]==],
[==[The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.]==],
[==[After spending so much time memorizing the rules, I found this.]==],
[==Three's Company]==],
[==Keep it simple, stupid.]==],
[==[This motto does not cite its references or sources.
Please help [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Motto_of_the_day/Nominations/In_review&action=edit improve the project] by introducing appropriate mottos. (help, get involved!)]==],
[==Often imitated, never duplicated]==],
[==[Turn that frown upside down.]==],
[==Yabba Dabba Doo!]==],
[==[Any kind of knowledge you want, seems a lot closer.]==],
[==[You must first give in order to receive.]==],
[==T-minus 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 0!]==],
[==[Any last words?]==],
[==[Well, you don't have to be so technical about it]==],
[==Say hello to my little friend.]==],
[==[POP! goes the weasel.]==],
[==[An eye for an eye will make the whole world blind.]==],
[==[Be all the "B" you can be.]==],
[==[Wikipedia: The answer to life's many questions.]==],
[==The Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything]==],
[==[A little kindness goes a long way]==],
[==The truth is in here.
=== December ===]==],
[==[For quality purposes, your edits will be monitored and recorded.]==],
[==I know what you did last time.]==],
[==[To put everything in balance is good, to put everything in harmony is better.]==],
[==[WARNING: Editcountitis can be fatal; if symptoms persist, please consult your doctor.]==],
[==[Why watch television when you can use Wikipedia?]==],
[==[Affirmative, Gold Leader. We don't copy.]==],
[==[Parental Advisory: Explicit Content]==],
[==[The future is what you make of it.]==],
[==[If this is your limit, you can't exceed it; If you exceed it, it's not your limit.]==],
[==[Don't Google it, Wikipedia it!]==],
[==Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.]==],
[==Faster than lightning
More accurate than an arrow
Larger than a mountain
It's...Wikipedia!]==],
[==[The power of the encyclopedia is in your hands.]==],
[==[Have Source - Will Edit]==],
[==Knowledge is prerequisite to survival]==],
[==Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.]==],
[==[Will edit for food.]==],
[==→ Ich bin ein Wikipedian.]==],
[==→ In necessariis unitas, in dubiis libertas, in omnibus caritas.]==],
[==Three is the magic number.]==],
[==[Wikipedia is chewing gum for the mind.]==],
[==→T'was the night before Wikipedia, when all through the 'net
Not a creature was learning, not even my pet;
The software was written and the servers were sound
In the hopes that knowledge would be spread all around. Merry Christmas, from the crew at Motto of the Day!]==],
[==Moving isn't all that bad...]==],
[==[Those that I fight I do not hate, those that I guard I do not love.]==],
[==[Wipe them out—all of them. (Palpatine)]==],
[==[A bird in the air is worth two on the ground.]==],
[==12-31 When mint becomes berry, what do you become?]==]
}