Quick Frozen Small Yellow Cracker

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{{Infobox album

| name = Quick Frozen Small Yellow Cracker

| type = Album

| artist = Schwervon!

| cover =Quick Frozen Small Yellow Cracker.jpg

| alt =

| released = 2000

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| genre = Antifolk, Lo-fi, Indie rock

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| label = Olive Juice Music (US), Shoeshine Records (UK)

| producer = Major Matt Mason USA, Tom Nishioka

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| next_title = Poseur

| next_year = 2004

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{{Music ratings

|rev1 = Allmusic

|rev1score = {{Rating|3|5}}[{{AllMusic|class=album|id=r510591|pure_url=yes}} Allmusic review]

}}

Quick Frozen Small Yellow Cracker is the debut album by Schwervon!, a band consisting of Major Matt Mason USA and Nan Turner, the latter formerly of the band Bionic Finger.{{cite web |url={{AllMusic|class=album|id=r510591|pure_url=yes}} |title=AMG review |access-date=2008-08-12 }}

The album was released on CD in the US by Major Matt's own label Olive Juice Music in 2000. It was later issued in the UK by Teenage Fanclub drummer Francis MacDonald's Shoeshine Records with 3 additional tracks.{{cite web |url=http://www.shoeshine.co.uk/Schwervon.htm |title=Shoeshine Records' Schwervon! page |access-date=2008-08-12 |archive-url = https://web.archive.org/web/20080611075911/http://www.shoeshine.co.uk/Schwervon.htm |archive-date = 2008-06-11}}