The Three Calamities

{{Infobox album

| name = The Three Calamities

| type = studio

| artist = Switchblade Symphony

| cover = Switchblade_Symphony-The_Three_Calamities.jpg

| released = May 25, 1999

| recorded =

| venue =

| studio =

| genre = Trip hop, darkwave, gothic rock

| length = 49:02

| label = Cleopatra Records

| producer = Switchblade Symphony

| prev_title = Bread and Jam for Frances

| prev_year = 1997

| year = 1999

| next_title = Sinister Nostalgia

| next_year = 2001

}}

{{Album ratings

| rev1 = AllMusic

| rev1score = {{Rating|4|5}}{{AllMusic|class=album|id=r416466}}

| noprose = yes

}}

The Three Calamities is the third and final studio album from Switchblade Symphony. The album peaked at #25 on the CMJ RPM Charts in the U.S.{{cite journal |last1=Sansone |first1=Glen |title=RPM |journal=CMJ New Music Report |date=12 July 1999 |volume=59 |issue=626 |page=25 |url=https://worldradiohistory.com/Archive-All-Music/CMJ/1999/CMJ-1999-07-12.pdf |access-date=7 January 2022 |publisher=College Media, Inc. |location=Great Neck, NY |issn=0890-0795}}