Two Out of Three Ain't Bad

{{Infobox song

| name = Two Out of Three Ain't Bad

| cover = Two out of Three Aint Bad by Meat Loaf US vinyl.png

| caption = Side A of 1978 US 7-inch single

| type = single

| artist = Meat Loaf

| album = Bat Out of Hell

| B-side = For Crying Out Loud

| released = March 1978 (US){{cite book|url=https://archive.org/details/greatrockdiscogr00stro/page/536/mode/2up|title=The Great Rock Discography|year=1995|page=536 |isbn=9780862415419 |last1=Strong |first1=Martin Charles |publisher=Canongate Press }}

  • 21 July 1978 (UK){{cite web|url=https://dutchcharts.nl/showitem.asp?interpret=Meat+Loaf&titel=Two+Out+Of+Three+Ain%27t+Bad&cat=s|title=Meat Loaf singles}}

| recorded =

| studio =

| venue =

| genre = Soft rock

| length = 5:27 (LP version)
4:46 (radio edit)
3:58 (7" version)

| label = Epic

| writer = Jim Steinman

| producer = Todd Rundgren

| prev_title = You Took the Words Right Out of My Mouth

| prev_year = 1977

| next_title = Paradise by the Dashboard Light

| next_year = 1978

| misc = {{external music video|{{YouTube|k5hWWe-ts2s}}}}

}}

"Two Out of Three Ain't Bad" is a power ballad{{Cite web|url=https://www.loudersound.com/features/the-40-greatest-power-ballads-playlist|title=The 40 Greatest Power Ballads Playlist|website=Classic Rock Magazine|date=14 February 2015|access-date=24 April 2021}} performed by the American musician Meat Loaf. It is a track off his 1977 album Bat Out of Hell, written by Jim Steinman. It spent 23 weeks on the Billboard Hot 100, peaking at No. 11,{{Cite magazine|url=https://www.billboard.com/artist/meat-loaf/|title = Meat Loaf|magazine = Billboard}} and earned a million-selling Gold single from the RIAA,Joel Whitburn's Top Pop Singles 1955–1990 - {{ISBN|0-89820-089-X}} eventually being certified platinum. It remains his second-highest-charting hit in the US, behind "I'd Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That)" (1993), and stands as one of his career signature tunes.

Background

It was the final song written for the album. In a 2003 interview for the VH1 Ultimate Albums series, songwriter Jim Steinman recalled:

I remember Mimi Kennedy [a cast member of Jim's then-current musical Rhinegold] telling me, she said, you know, when I was probably complaining why no one liked my stuff and couldn't get a deal, she says, 'Well Steiny, your stuff is so complicated. Can't you write something simple?' And while she was saying that the oldies station was on the radio and it was playing that old Elvis song, 'I Want You, I Need,' whatever it was. 'I Want You, I Need You, I Love You', you know. I just started singing my own song but it was 'I Want You, I Need You, I Love You.' She said, 'Why don't you write something simple like that, "I want you, I need you, I love you"?' I said, 'Well I'll try.' I don't try to make them complicated. I remember going home and I tried so hard but the best I could do was: 'I want you, I need you but there ain't no way I'm ever gonna love you, don't be sad, 'cause two out of three ain't bad'. So it was still a twist but it was my closest to a simple song, and one Elvis could have done.{{Cite web|url=https://jimsteinman.com/Q&AwithJim7.htm|title=Classic Albums Six Hour Interview|website=Jimsteinman.com|access-date=24 April 2021}}

The backing band is basically Utopia (band), of which Todd Rundgren, Roger Powell, Kasim Sulton and John "Willie" Wilcox were all members.

A music videoOfficial {{YouTube|k5hWWe-ts2s}} was shot for the single and received significant airplay on television video programs of the period, four years before MTV's debut.

Two mixes were created for the song. In the album mix, timed around 5:27, one can hear prominent Moog synthesizer embellishments by session keyboardist Roger Powell. The single mix, timed just under 4:00, downmixes the synthesizer considerably, in place of a much warmer and predominant string arrangement by Kenneth Ascher. This mix also edits out and removes the first lyrical bridge of the song which includes the line, "There ain't no Coupe de Ville hiding at the bottom of a Cracker Jack box", and does some overlapping, splicing and editing to seamlessly merge back into the second part of the lyrical bridge, starting with, "I can't lie, I can't tell you that I'm something I'm not". An additional edit in the last verse removes the lines, "And though I know I'll never get her out of my heart, she never loved me back, Ooh I know, well I remember how she left me on a stormy night, oh she kissed me and got out of our bed". Last, a song fade-out beginning in the middle of the ending chorus' second refrain is also featured, hence removing the full-circle lyrics of "Baby we can talk all night, but that ain't getting us nowhere", that both started and ended the song, in its full album-mix version.

The Japanese release changes the title of the song to use a percentage, translating it as "66% is good enough".{{Citation|title=Meat Loaf - 'Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad' (Japanese release)|url=http://www.45cat.com/record/065p250|access-date=2017-04-14}}

Reception

Cash Box said that the "vocals are emotionally rendered" and the "lyric is interesting."{{cite news|title=CashBox Singles Reviews|date=March 4, 1978|page=13|newspaper=Cash Box|accessdate=2021-12-26|url=https://worldradiohistory.com/Archive-All-Music/Cash-Box/70s/1978/CB-1978-03-04.pdf}} Record World called it a "rambling but appealing single."{{cite magazine|magazine=Record World|date=March 4, 1978|accessdate=2023-02-15|title=Hits of the Week|page=1|url=https://worldradiohistory.com/Archive-All-Music/Record-World/70s/78/RW-1978-03-04.pdf}}

Charts and certifications

=Meat Loaf version=

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==Weekly charts==

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!scope="col"|Chart (1977–1978)

!scope="col"|Peak
position

Australia (Kent Music Report){{cite book|title=Australian Chart Book 1970–1992|last=Kent|first=David|author-link=David Kent (historian)|publisher=Australian Chart Book, St Ives, N.S.W |year=1993|isbn=0-646-11917-6}}

| style="text-align:center;"|11

align="left"|Austria

| style="text-align:center;"|11

align="left"|Canada RPM Top Singles{{cite web|url=http://www.bac-lac.gc.ca/eng/discover/films-videos-sound-recordings/rpm/Pages/image.aspx?Image=nlc008388.4614a&URLjpg=http%3a%2f%2fwww.collectionscanada.gc.ca%2fobj%2f028020%2ff4%2fnlc008388.4614a.gif&Ecopy=nlc008388.4614a |title=Image : RPM Weekly - Library and Archives Canada |date=17 July 2013 |publisher=Bac-lac.gc.ca |access-date=2019-01-08}}

| style="text-align:center;"|5

align="left"|Canada RPM Adult Contemporary{{cite web|url=http://www.bac-lac.gc.ca/eng/discover/films-videos-sound-recordings/rpm/Pages/image.aspx?Image=nlc008388.6958&URLjpg=http%3a%2f%2fwww.collectionscanada.gc.ca%2fobj%2f028020%2ff4%2fnlc008388.6958.gif&Ecopy=nlc008388.6958 |title=Image : RPM Weekly - Library and Archives Canada |date=17 July 2013 |publisher=Bac-lac.gc.ca |access-date=2019-01-08}}

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{{single chart|Ireland2|25|artist=Meatloaf|song=Two Out of Three Ain't Bad|access-date=15 August 2023}}
align="left"|New Zealand (RIANZ){{cite web|url=https://charts.nz/showitem.asp?interpret=Meat+Loaf&titel=Two+Out+Of+Three+Ain't+Bad&cat=s|title=charts.nz - Meat Loaf - Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad|first=Steffen|last=Hung|website=charts.nz}}

| style="text-align:center;"|9

{{single chart|UK|32|date=19780909|refname=UK1978}}
{{single chart|Billboardhot100|11|artist=Meat Loaf|refname=UShot100-1978}}
{{single chart|Billboardadultcontemporary|31|artist=Meat Loaf|refname=USadult-1978}}
align="left"|US Cash Box Top 100{{cite web|url=http://tropicalglen.com/Archives/70s_files/19780701.html|title=Cash Box Top 100 7/01/78|website=tropicalglen.com|access-date=2017-04-05|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20160320143126/http://tropicalglen.com/Archives/70s_files/19780701.html|archive-date=2016-03-20|url-status=dead}}

| style="text-align:center;"|9

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!Chart (1992)

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position

{{single chart|UK|69|date=19920627|refname=UK1992}}

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!Chart (2022)

!Peak
position

{{single chart|Billboardglobal200|158|artist=Meat Loaf|access-date=February 1, 2022}}
{{single chart|Billboardrocksongs|16|artist=Meat Loaf|access-date=February 1, 2022}}

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==Year-end charts==

class="wikitable"
align="left"|Chart (1978)

! style="text-align:center;"|Rank

Australia (Kent Music Report){{cite web|url=https://i.imgur.com/0gmvDHH.jpg|title=Kent Music Report No 236 – 1 January 1979 > National Top 100 Singles for 1978|publisher=Kent Music Report|via=Imgur.com|access-date=2022-02-14}}

| style="text-align:center;"|92

Canada RPM Top Singles{{cite web|url=http://www.collectionscanada.gc.ca/rpm/028020-119.01-e.php?&file_num=nlc008388.0070a&type=1&interval=50&PHPSESSID=ku77jmt4cee0rk0eorgok5l9u1 |title=Item Display - RPM - Library and Archives Canada |website=Collectionscanada.gc.ca |access-date=2017-04-05}}

| style="text-align:center;"|16

US Billboard Hot 100{{cite web|url=http://www.musicoutfitters.com/topsongs/1978.htm |title=Top 100 Hits of 1978/Top 100 Songs of 1978 |website=Musicoutfitters.com |access-date=2016-10-13}}

| style="text-align:center;"|30

US Cash Box {{cite web |url=http://tropicalglen.com/Archives/80s_files/1981YESP.html |title=Cash Box YE Pop Singles - 1981 |website=Tropicalglen.com |date=1981-12-26 |access-date=2016-10-19 |archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20161022115158/http://tropicalglen.com/Archives/80s_files/1981YESP.html |archive-date=2016-10-22 |url-status=dead }}

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==Certifications==

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{{Certification Table Entry|region=Canada|type=single|artist=Meat Loaf|title=Two Out of Three Ain't Bad|award=Gold|relyear=1978|certyear=2018|access-date=September 19, 2019}}

{{Certification Table Entry|region=United Kingdom|type=single|artist=Meat Loaf|title=Two Out of Three Ain't Bad|award=Gold|relyear=2005|certyear=2022|id=15705-853-1|access-date=May 13, 2022}}

{{Certification Table Entry|region=United States|type=single|artist=Meat Loaf|title=Two Out of Three Ain't Bad|award=Platinum|relyear=1978|certyear=2018|access-date=September 19, 2019}}

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=Julian Austin version=

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align="left"|Chart (1998)

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position

{{single chart|Canadacountry|20|chartid=3492|publishdate=March 23, 1998|access-date=October 14, 2013}}

Personnel (original Meat Loaf version)

References

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