Union of Conscientiously Work-Shy Elements

{{Short description|Danish political party}}

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The Union of Conscientiously Work-Shy Elements ({{Langx|da|Sammenslutning af Bevidst Arbejdssky Elementer}}) was an unusually successful frivolous political party in Denmark. It was founded in Aarhus in 1979 by a comedian, Jacob Haugaard (born 1952), and a few friends. Haugaard stood as an independent candidate in Aarhus County in each parliamentary election, until September 1994 when he was very unexpectedly elected to the Folketing with 23,253 personal votes, thereby winning a constituency seat (a locally based seat in parliament).{{cite web |date=3 March 2013 |title=Jacob Haugaard |url=http://cphpost.dk/news/who-is-jacob-haugaard.4499.html |url-status=dead |archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20140116145720/http://cphpost.dk/news/who-is-jacob-haugaard.4499.html |archive-date=16 January 2014 |accessdate=14 May 2014 |publisher=Copenhagen Post}}Kaare R. Skou, Dansk politik A-Å /Lindhardt og Ringhof, 2010), {{ISBN|978-8711411322}}, p. 456. [https://books.google.com/books?id=ZWj1YCNSfhIC&q=Sammenslutningen+HaugaardExcerpt&pg=PT456 available] at Google Books (in Danish).

He made the following promises in the 1994 election:

• Tail winds on all cycle paths
• Better weather
• Better Christmas presents
• Less sex in school staff rooms (withdrawn during the campaign – he said it had been brought to his attention that sex in the staff room was a long-established privilege for teachers and as such could not be abolished)
• More whales in the fjord of Randers
• The right to impotence
• More Renaissance furniture in IKEA
• 8 hours of spare time, 8 hours of rest, 8 hours of sleep (a parody of a popular slogan of the eight-hour day movement: "Eight hours' labour, Eight hours' recreation, Eight hours' rest")
• Nutella in army field rations
• The placing of a public toilet in the park in Aarhus where he spent his state party funding on serving beer and sausages to his voters after each election.
• More bread for the ducks in parks

The last three promises were actually fulfilled during his term in office.Jacob Haaugaard, Det ærede medlem: Hofnarren! - en rigtig Århus-historie om Jacob Haugaards vej til Folketinget - og om livet der (Daniel, 1999), {{ISBN|978-8798731306}} (in Danish).

While the party had been intended as a joke, he found himself often having the deciding vote in a hung parliament,{{cite web |title=En politisk vittighed

| url = http://www.aarhusportalen.dk/politisk_vittighed.asp

|date=31 December 2004 |publisher=Aarhusportalen |language=Danish |accessdate=22 May 2014

}} and took his duties seriously until the parliamentary election in March 1998. He then announced his retirement from politics.