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Why wikipedia s*xx!!

Wikipedia idiosyncratic conceptions

The endemic disease of Wikipedia is original research and undue synthesisUser:Spacepotato/Examples of original research in WikipediaUser:Eleland/JeninSandboxUser:CyberAnth/AfD/Original Research of Wanker and non Verfiability of claims – Wikipedia claims to know more than is really known. This is caused by editors thinking they know despite really not knowing, mostly hasty conclusions combined with a great deal of wishful thinking. A few editors are also driven by a political (or similar) agenda wearing out their coeditors by WP:CPUSHing them, among others wearing out the coeditors making them impatient.

There must be some research on articles, and some syntheses. The general attribute "undue" is too unspecific. Someone have to determine what is undue or not, namely trusted editors in committees. There should be some "meritocracy" where trusted veteran editors have extended rights. I also believe the quality system might need some improvements, and processes must be erected for determinedly very negative articles.

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This user does a phantastiqual lasagna, is nice to cats and dogs, is extraordinarily smart (according to the mom of said user), can sing females of the same species to submission, has a very beautiful hair style and is generally phantastiqual without exact specification. That obligatory boast now told, here comes my self-promoting list of user boxes blargh.

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I'm a pretty proficient Wikipedian and know the policies and culture.

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I'm able to contribute in English and Swedish well enough, and to some extent with other North Germanic languages, for the rest: ask!

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I'm active at WP mostly between 9-11 and 18-22 GMT.

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I'm a looner nerd-guy surfing around here all the time laughing to myself if I'm not in the hysterical mode.

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I believe reality is independent of my subjective faulty mind, and that logics can be overused.

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In real reality, I'm interested in everything, with some slight bias towards natural sciences as a praxis system, and in religions as personally willed ethical praxis systems.

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Soon to be enhanced: there's a lot of street preacher articles in the religious area on WP.

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Is this of any use?

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That should be enough. If not, ask on User talk:Rursus!

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==Hot Sauce==

How to construct?

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgcooLsIrzA Muppets - Swedish Chef - Hot Sauce]

Be well aware that the Swedish chef is called "Tom"! Citation:

{{quote|Em bor, si di hå juu peduskeduu,

ji bör dör skål i hör mmm mårk mårk mårk.

In dis gurb de hoom e svide hurske bårde spise spajse, gyme djuse. Hmmhmmhmmhmm. Her do, de spise spajse. [Tom adds spise spajse]

Iski duu, iski dii, [mummel mummel], dis jiir, de hattsi tattsi. [Tom adds hattsi tattsi]

Hmmhmmhmmhmm. Gigu huu! Huns hurg, dis hurg de peppersås'n, [Tom adds a little sprinkle of peppersås'n]

Dis hindi hur is hur de hu, mufuu, mmmm [smack smack smack mmmMMMMMmmmmm!], Gii mii, kom di beer! Gis di hår var hissji watti skit issji gjår fåt, de mår spissi spajsi skisi djuli såsi. Dje hur ved de hattsi tattsi, din Svyrg, is vur de peppersås'n bin. Dis fer tåk, [hihihihi hohohoho eheheheh], wossji be burski burski årte, mmmMMM? Esse burti burt bong! Min sverdi hong, dissvi di hong, [mmMM, mmMM, mmMM, mmmmmmmmMMMMM, YYYL!]}}

From this, and from the film in question, we can conclude that the ingredients of Swedish Hot Sauce are:

  1. spise spajse, gyme djuse
  2. hattsi tattsi
  3. peppersås'n din Svyrg

I think it is important that de peppersås'n bin din Svyrg, otherwise there will be no smoke out of the ears!

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Earned Celestial Territories

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My territory in space

  • 50px, The Barnstar of Good Humor, Smee, hereby award The Barnstar of Good Humor to Rursus. For your kind supportive words, and your incredibly funny user page and various subpages. Your kind and light attitude is a welcome breath of fresh air. Yours, Smee 13:30, 4 June 2007 (UTC)
  • 50px, The Tireless Contributor Barnstar, awesome contribution to this web site! have a lovely barnstar thing Dr Spam (MD) 12:01, 8 May 2007 (UTC)
  • 50px, The E=mc² Barnstar, Rursus, for contributions to astronomical articles.Axl 15:15, 28 April 2007 (UTC)
  • 200px, But, guys, guys! I'm an egoistical hedonist, I throw around nicenesses just in order to make this place pleasurable for myself, or others like myself! Sometimes I'm evil, very very evil!!

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"("Dwarf" "planet")" stuff

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Pluto is a transbulundum filimanjunk for all ant-stronauts (the ant civilization has by far grown superior to the human civilization, they're soon to take over all business).

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