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File:Information.svg Hello, I'm Some random user. I wanted to let you know that one or more of your recent contributions have been undone because they did not appear constructive. If you would like to experiment, please use the sandbox. If you think a mistake was made, or if you have any questions, you can leave me a message on my talk page. Thanks.

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The cats and dogs are coming down! Honey, the cat ate the dog, and a mouse ate the cat. The Cat in the Hat is the true Son of God. The Cheshire Cat climbed up Alice's dress and grinned from ear to ear. So did she.

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Articles I've started:

• Wikipedia:Don't-give-a-fuckism

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I don't edit pages to mess them up. I just like seeing how long it takes for the change to be prevented; when I'm bored. Also "fuck up" is bad language don't you think to use even in the TALK section of wikipedia?

Disregard that I suck cocks on a regular basis.

Alpha-Kenney-One <------- Say this outloud and enjoy =)

Man this wiki community thing is wired, huh?

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The use of uppercase on this userpage his hereby FORBIDDEN. Bold may be used instead. --Ihope127 18:54, 1 October 2006 (UTC)

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WARNING!

Please be aware that by editing this usermage, you officially descend into The prophet wizard of the canyon crake's MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA cabal, formerly known as Organization TOMEGATHERION but now known as TPWTCCMUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHATINC (also available at WP:TPWTCCMUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHATINC). A complimentary straitjacket and 51-gallon drum of assorted anti-psychotic drugs are now yours for the taking, but only if you have the magic soap award to trade for a crowbar to open the drum. Suckers.

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The Hertfordshire "poo wagon" was originally manned by gentlemen cess-pumpers. Being a fashionable pursuit to be involved with the technology of the day, even the dirtiest, smelliest exploit could propel the average practitioner into instant notariety. Where before, one might say,"Look at that besotten wretch, scarcely a thread not in tatters, mucking through the filthy streets on foot", upon joining the ranks of steam-powered log-splitter mechanics or locomotive oilers, detractors would proclaim, "I say, isn't that Wemblethorpe the respected steam engine-eer, tooling by in his fantastic contraption?" by the turn of the century, burgeoise mechanical enthusiasts were supplanted by crusty, scotch-swilling engineers who would sass their patrons with epithets like "aye, would you like to come down here and re-align the bloody crank shaft y'self? Bloody rot-swuggling flrznff... I hate you... where the hell are all these bloody pink elephants coming from. Go home and sleep it off? You go home and sleep it off you stinking swrvfl... brfmgn... Zzzzzzzzzz...." And thus began the fine tradition of steam engineering..._{this is my tiny addition to this user page i hope no one sees this oh god i think someone is coming hide}

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To be, or not to be. That is the question. Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer this slings and arrows of YADDA-YADDA-YADDA OH SHUT UP HAMLET YOU ARE UTTER WET AND A WEED. "I am thy father's ghost, cloth-ears!" I mean, I ask... what kind of a question is that? You might as well say "Is this teh way to Amarillo?" for all anyone cares. Except Polonius, but you know what tehy say about Polonius don't you? But that's teh Golden Rule of teh media isn't it? Saying nothing in as many words as possible...

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The birds and the bees and the flowers and the trees, and this thing called love. What am I thinking of? Love is nothing more than a short-term hormonal imbalance.

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Now this is a story all about how my house got flipped-turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, I'll tell you how I became the PIMP of the dolls of Rozen.

In West Akihabara, born and raised, In my bedroom was where I spent most of my days, Surfing the Internet, fappin' all cool, And having "traumatic events" to stay home from school, When a little red girl with a pout on her face Started giving orders like she owned the place. She got in one little fight and put a rose ring on me; she said "You're gonna be my servant now, so bring me some tea."

A few more girls came and one should've been shot. Her eyes were different colors and she said "desu" a lot; If anything I could say that this doll was weird, But I thought "Nah, forget it. Yo homes to N-Field!"

I turned on the TV about 7 or 8, and I yelled to the niggers "Yo homes, I'm a huge fucker!"

I counted my harem; it was going on ten, with my sis, the neighbor girl, and the girls of Rozen.

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style="vertical-align: middle; border-top: 1px solid gray;" | For going above and beyond and taking a left at the old oak tree in keeping us on our toes. Kylu 02:33, 8 October 2006 (UTC)

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valign="top" colspan=3 style="{{Round corners}};border-top: 1px solid gray;" | For many contributions with limited reward (I love your Discussion Page), I present you with this Original Barnstar. Sharkface217 01:06, 1 November 2006 (UTC)

|Oh god I'M GOING BLIND

It feels so good...

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ok then:

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Cakeprophet is way too cool! 05:17, 23 July 2012 (UTC)

Yo just quieroed to be teh uno to edit vandali*e your userpage.

Can I really edit here? The Outlaw Jimbo Wales

More perverse than inverse

Everything is true, otherwise it wouldn't exist. --The Prophet Wizard of the Crayon Cake

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"In this dark place, in this dark hour, we will stand against the enemies of the Emperor. And they will know that not even here on this desolate infernal rock will we suffer the existence of the heretic. Not now. Not ever." - Brother-Captain Gabriel Angelos, Blood Ravens Chaptain, Adeptus Astartes

"Truth is a three-edged sword, and no handle."

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OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -- The Prophet Wizard of the Crayon Cake 18:51, 4 November 2006 (UTC)

OMFG yesindeedy.

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This user is much more patient than I am. Huzzah for one of the true Wiki-characters! :) we live in a simulation

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