Wikipedia:Articles for creation/2006-08-06#Milo Wolff
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Ariocarpus Fissuratus
=Cultivation=
In culivation, Ariocarpus Fissuratus is often grafted to a faster growing columnar cactus to speed growth, as they would generally take at least a decade to reach maturity on their own. They require very little water and fertilizer, a good amount of light, and a loose sandy soil with good drainage.
=Psychoactivity=
Ariocarpus Fissuratus is a unique species in that is has been used by Native American tribes as a mind altering substance. While it does not contain mescaline like many other North American cactus species (such as Lophophora Williamsii A.K.A. Peyote), it is purported to contain other mind altering substances, and is commonly referred to as the "False Peyote," "Peyote Cimmaron," or simply "Sunami."
=Sources=
http://www.living-rocks.com/luethyfiss.htm
http://www.living-rocks.com/fissuratus.htm
http://www.desert-tropicals.com/Plants/Cactaceae/Ariocarpus_fissuratus.html
24.111.195.232 00:26, 5 August 2006 (UTC)
- Article created. Thank you for your contribution to Wikipedia! --Mr. Lefty Talk to me! 20:21, 5 August 2006 (UTC)
Working class Belfast boy turned London ponce. Occasionally shows his face in Belfast to impart "wisdom" to the plebs.
Was an illustrator od gay superhero comics. Had some books published by Fantagraphics. Failed to set the world alight. Now works in some corporate hellhole.
81.156.62.143 00:28, 5 August 2006 (UTC)
Katie Mitigo
=Background=
Katie has two parents, a mom and a dad, and all live in the city of Debrina, in the country of Iforget(never heard of it? It came from my imagination.) Her last name, Mitigo, is latin for "to soothe". Actually, her country, KURAMACARA which for right now is Iforget, is in a war with a neighboring country called SHANG YANG. The strange thing is, they are just fighting because of anger and greed. See, there was once a paradise, where everything was, of course, perfect. Then, some barbarians took over the utopia and turned it into a slave place. There eventually was a Resistance, which won, but the fear was still there. It goes like this: there was fear of being controlled, then fight for freedom, then fear of the civilians from all the fighting and war, and so it turned into a big mess; no one can trust another because of fear, and the war goes on. Its a complicated psychological process
=Why Katie is Different From the Rest of Us=
Katie Mitigo has a destiny. Now wait, I'm not saying that we don't have destinies,but that that she is predestined to find and spread the truth of this war. No one on Earth is predestined like she, unless you are Calvinist. The thing is,everyone has forgotten why they were fighting for centuries, and just kept fighting their forever "enemies". In order to stop the counrty's paranoia, she must learn this past, and spread the word. Why? Because in a matter of months, a terrorist group is going to wipe out everyone on the planet, innocent and guilty.
=One of Katie's Crazy Stories=
One day, I walked to the grocery store and saw a banana!
(Ok, just kidding. I made that up. Here is the real story) Last Saturday I woke up with my sister-that-doesn't-really-exist yelling into my ear, "Enna, wake up! There is a fish stuck in a cherry tree outside!" As soon as she said this, two things popped into my mind. First, that my name wasn't Enna, it was Katie. Enna was actually my sister-that-doesn't-really-exist's name. Second, that how can a fish be stuck in a cherry tree! Fish don't grow in cherry trees, cherries do! But then I thought, that can't be right either; that would mean that a pit is in a tree too, but it isn't, it is the pit of my stomach. And that would mean that I was a cherry on a tree. I look up to tell my homosexual-cousin-that-doesn't-really-exist this, but all I see is a bunch of leaves and branches, and a great big red herring sitting in front of me.
--Eliza C. Hamilton
=Sources=
The Power of Your Subconscious Mind, by Dr. Joseph Murphy
71.133.184.133 00:44, 5 August 2006 (UTC)
- Declined. Your article appears to be a joke. It might be a wonderful entry in [http://www.uncyclopedia.org Uncyclopedia], a wiki where jokes and parodies are highly encouraged. But sadly, Wikipedia requires a stodgier, more factual tone in its articles, and your comedic efforts cannot be rewarded here. Harryboyles 03:02, 5 August 2006 (UTC)
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David Zabel
Andre Wadsworth
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Andre Wadsworth(b. 1975) was born in Miami and played for the Florida St. Seminoles football team from 1994-1998. He gained acclaim as an interior force during his first three years at FSU, then exploded on the national scene after a move to defensive end produced dominant results leading to his selection by the Arizona Cardinals number 3 overall in the 1998 draft. That, unfortunately, was the high point of his NFL career as Wadsworth was plagued with injuries his entire time in the league. Wadsworth finally retired in 2002 and is now living in Chandler, AZ. He now splits his time between volunteering for his church and creating interactive fantasy programs for children called unicorncorp.
=Sources=
http://www.geocities.com/nolefan_fsu/summary/f1997.html
72.193.164.105 01:20, 5 August 2006 (UTC)
20px Declined. This article already exists in Wikipedia. {{#if:|You can find it at :{{{1}}}.|}} Graeme Bartlett (talk) 10:53, 7 February 2008 (UTC)
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