You Better Sit Down Kids
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{{Infobox song
| name = You Better Sit Down Kids
| cover = cher_you_better_sit_down_kids_alt.jpg
| alt =
| type = single
| artist = Cher
| album = With Love, Cher
| B-side = {{ubl|"Mama (When My Dollies Have Babies)"|alternate "Elusive Butterfly"}}
| released = October 2, 1967
| recorded = 1966
| studio =
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| genre = Pop
| length = {{Duration|m=3|s=42}}
| label = Imperial
| writer = Sonny Bono
| producer = Sonny Bono
| prev_title = Hey Joe
| prev_year = 1967
| next_title = The Click Song
| next_year = 1968
}}
"You Better Sit Down Kids" is a major hit single by American singer/actress Cher in 1967 from her fourth studio album With Love, Chér, released in November 1967 by Imperial Records. The song was written by her then-husband Sonny Bono. Sung from a father's perspective, the lyrics tell the story of a divorce as explained to the couple's children. The song is featured on the compilation albums Cher's Golden Greats (1968), Superpack Vol. 1 (1972) and Gold (2005).
The song was well received by music critics. It peaked at number nine on the Billboard Hot 100, becoming Cher's second top ten single after "Bang Bang (My Baby Shot Me Down)". “You Better Sit Down Kids” became a top 20 hit in Canada peaking at number twelve. It was covered by Roy Drusky, Liza Minnelli, Glen Campbell and Bono himself on All I Ever Need Is You (1971).
Background
The year of 1967 was full for Sonny & Cher. They released their third studio album In Case You're in Love in March which yielded the U.S. top ten single "The Beat Goes On" and the U.K. top five single "Little Man". In April, they promoted the musical comedy Good Times along with its soundtrack. Both of them were commercial failures. During the fall of 1967, they also released the compilation albums The Best of Sonny & Chér and Sonny & Cher's Greatest Hits.{{harvnb|Larocque|2013|pp=67–69}} In November 1967, "You Better Sit Down Kids" was released as a single alongside With Love, Chér. Cher later recorded an Italian version of the song titled "Bambini Miei Cari (Sedetevi Attorno)".{{harvnb|Larocque|2013|p=74}}
Composition
Though a woman, Cher recorded the song without changing its explicitly masculine perspective. Like her other solo hits "Bang Bang (My Baby Shot Me Down)" and "Where Do You Go", this song was written by Bono.
The lyrics are from the perspective of a father informing his children that he and their mother are separating. The song starts slow, then, after a few stanzas, a fast bridge section has the father giving some orders to the kids, including to "Say your prayers before you go to bed, and be sure to get to school on time". The song starts in the key of B, and goes up a half step on each stanza, except during the Bridge section, which is in the key of B-Flat. The last stanza and the Coda are done in the key of F.
Reception
Mark Bego, author of Cher: If You Believe, praised Cher's performance on "You Better Sit Down Kids", saying that "she turned it into a soap-opera storytelling, at which she vocally excelled".{{harvnb|Bego|2001|p=53}} Joe Viglione from Allmusic also wrote a favorable review of the song, calling it "the moment in the sun" of the album and describing it as a "tremendous performance".
{{cite web |url=http://www.allmusic.com/album/with-love-cher-mw0000373039 |title=With Love, Cher music review |author= Joe Viglione |publisher= AllMusic |access-date=April 1, 2017}} A Billboard article listing Cher's biggest songs, ranked the "You Better Sit Down Kids" as the seventeenth.{{cite magazine|title=Cher's Biggest Billboard Hits|author=Caulfield, Keith|access-date=April 4, 2017|magazine=Billboard|date=May 20, 2016|url=http://www.billboard.com/articles/columns/chart-beat/1563030/chers-biggest-billboard-hits}}
"You Better Sit Down Kids" debuted on the Billboard Hot 100 chart dated October 28, 1967 at number 79.{{cite magazine|url=http://www.billboard.com/charts/hot-100/1967-10-28 |title=Music: Top 100 Songs – The Week of October 28, 1967 |magazine=Billboard |access-date=April 1, 2017}} The song eventually peaked at number nine on the chart dated December 23, becoming Cher's second solo top ten song after "Bang Bang (My Baby Shot Me Down)" a year earlier. In Canada, the song entered the RPM at number 78 on the chart dated November 4, 1967.{{cite magazine |url=http://www.bac-lac.gc.ca/eng/discover/films-videos-sound-recordings/rpm/Pages/image.aspx?Image=nlc008388.100111&URLjpg=http%3a%2f%2fwww.collectionscanada.gc.ca%2fobj%2f028020%2ff4%2fnlc008388.100111.gif&Ecopy=nlc008388.100111 |title=The RPM 100 – Week of November 4, 1967 |magazine=RPM |access-date=April 1, 2017}} It then reached number twelve. "You Better Sit Down Kids" appeared on the 1967 year-end chart at number sixty.
Cover versions
Many artists covered "You Better Sit Down Kids" shortly after its release. In 1968, Roy Drusky brought the song to country music audiences. His version peaked at number 28, spending 10 weeks on the Billboard country chart.{{cite magazine|url=http://www.billboard.com/charts/country-songs/1968-05-18|title=Top Country Songs Chart – The Week of May 18, 1968|magazine=Billboard|publisher=Hollywood Reporter-Billboard Media Group|access-date=March 26, 2017}} The same year, Liza Minnelli covered the song on her self-titled studio album released by A&M Records.{{cite web|last=Griffith |first=JT |url=http://www.allmusic.com/album/liza-minnelli-1968-mw0000847062 |title=Liza Minnelli [1968] – Liza Minnelli |publisher=AllMusic |access-date=April 1, 2017}} Glen Campbell covered the song on his twelfth album Wichita Lineman, released by Capitol Records.{{cite web|last=Eder |first=Bruce |title=Wichita Lineman – Glen Campbell |publisher=AllMusic |url=http://www.allmusic.com/album/wichita-lineman-mw0000611196 |access-date=April 1, 2017}} The jazz group The Raymonde Singers Etcetera included the song on their album "Feelin'".{{cite web|url=http://www.allmusic.com/album/feelin-mw0000925609 |title=Feelin' – The Raymonde Singers Etcetera & The Union Gap |publisher=AllMusic |access-date=April 1, 2017}} Gary Puckett & The Union Gap also released a version of the song on their 1968 album, Woman, Woman.{{cite web|last=Viglione |first=Joe |url=http://www.allmusic.com/album/woman-woman-r47317 |title=Woman, Woman – Gary Puckett | Songs, Reviews, Credits |publisher=AllMusic |access-date=April 1, 2017}} Later, Sonny Bono himself recorded a solo version on their 1971 album All I Ever Need Is You.{{harvnb|Bego|2001|p=73}}
Track listing and formats
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- International 7" single{{cite AV media notes | title = You Better Sit Down Kids | others = Cher |year = 1967 | type = US 7" Vinyl Single | publisher = Imperial Records | location = US | id = 66261}}
- A "You Better Sit Down Kids" – 3:42
- B "Elusive Butterfly" – 2:30
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- Spanish 7" single{{cite AV media notes | title = You Better Sit Down Kids | others = Cher |year = 1967 | type = Spanish 7" Vinyl Single | publisher = Liberty Records | location = Spain | id = H 235}}
- A "You Better Sit Down Kids" – 3:42
- B "Hey Joe" – 2:40
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Charts
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| Chart (1967)
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| Canadian Singles Chart{{cite web|url=http://www.collectionscanada.gc.ca/rpm/028020-119.01-e.php?brws_s=1&file_num=nlc008388.100151&type=1&interval=24&PHPSESSID=dtlhqtcdftn9t40n27r4hds2h0 |title=Item Display – RPM – Library and Archives Canada |website=Collectionscanada.gc.ca |access-date=April 1, 2017}}
| style="text-align:center;"|60 |
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Notes
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References
- {{cite book |last=Bego |first=Mark |title=Cher: If You Believe |publisher=Taylor Trade Publishing |location=New York |year=2001 |isbn=1461625920 }}
- {{cite book |last=Larocque |first=Jason |title=You Haven't Seen The Last of Me |publisher=Lulu.com |year=2013 |isbn=978-1300888581 }}
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Category:Songs written by Sonny Bono
Category:Gary Puckett & The Union Gap songs
Category:Imperial Records singles