User:Tqbf

Thomas Ptacek. Deletionista.

The Primary Objective, or, "why I'm here"

Remove Vanispamcruftisement from Wikipedia's under-policed computer security coverage.

Put more succinctly: pretend you're an article, and:

  • If you're a bio, and your subject has never (a) been in the news, (b) written a widely-cited paper, (c) authored a book, (d) discovered a critical vulnerability (or blazed a trail of minor ones), (e) run security for a Fortune-500 company or government agency, or (f) been incarcerated, my goal here is to delete you.
  • If you're about a company, and your subject's coverage in the trade press has been limited to 400 word shorts based on your own press releases, my goal here is to delete you.

This is painful for people to hear, but it's not painful for me to say. Please don't take it personally. Please consider: Wikipedia will likely be even more important 20 years from now. How likely is it that your article will make sense 20 years from now?

The Secondary Objective

Improve Wikipedia's coverage of computer security topics by actually writing articles.

The First Rule Of Wikipedia Editing

If an adjective is effective, it's probably POV, subjective, or nonverifiable. Write stereo instructions.

A Newly Discovered Second Rule Of Wikipedia Editing

If you're going to create a sock puppet account to add a vanity page about yourself to the Wikipedia, don't name it after your company.

Articles I Have Given A Shit About

= Articles I Has Baleeted (or tried to) =

A Few World Experts In Cryptography

  • Adi Shamir - The S in RSA, co-inventor of differential.

A Few Notable World Experts In Security

  • Bunnie Huang - Xbox Cracker Team, Has Scanning Electron Microscope in Kitchen
  • Jeff Moss - Founder of Black Hat and Defcon
  • Elias Levy - Catalysed buffer overflow renaissance.
  • Mark Dowd - Famous Vulnerability Researcher
  • Vern Paxson - Famous Malware/Internet Security Researcher

Notable Venues For Security/Crypto Research

  • RSA - A second tier crypto venue, though a first tier industry venue.
  • Black Hat - The top vulnerability research conference. Peer reviewed, selective.
  • Defcon - A second-tier research venue related to Black Hat.
  • CanSecWest - A first tier vulnerability research venue.
  • Hackers On Planet Earth - A second tier vulnerability research venue (very little original research breaks here).
  • SANS - A prolific industry venue, though not prominent for original research.

Smaller Recurring Venues

  • OWASP - A monthly meeting of web security professionals
  • ISSA - A regular meeting of security professionals

None of these are "notable" speaking events; you can speak at one just by asking.

All Of The Notable Security News Publications

  • eWeek - Larry Seltzer and Lisa Vaas, ZDnet

I'm missing a bunch of these. Will get there, and then get to work.

Flair

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