Shhh... Don't Tell
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{{Infobox album
| name = Shhh... Don't Tell
| type = studio
| artist = Adam Sandler
| cover = Shhh...Don't Tell.png
| alt = A picture of Sandler pressing his finger to his lips next to a graphic of a red and blue ball with Adam Sandler's name on it, and the album title below it
| released = July 13, 2004
| genre = Comedy rock
| length = 77:01
| label = Warner Bros.
| producer = {{hlist|Brooks Arthur|Allen Covert|Adam Sandler}}
| prev_title = Stan and Judy's Kid
| prev_year = 1999
}}
{{Music ratings
| rev1 = AllMusic
| rev1score = {{rating|3.5|5}}{{AllMusic|class=album|id=r695249|pure_url=yes}}
}}
Shhh... Don't Tell is the fifth album by Adam Sandler, released on Warner Bros. Records in 2004. It is a collection of songs and skits that feature the voices of Sandler himself, Allen Covert, Rob Schneider, Peter Dante, Jonathan Loughran, David Spade, Blake Clark, Nick Swardson, Maya Rudolph and Molly Shannon. The album's final track, "Stan the Man", is a tribute to Sandler's father, Stanley. It was later played over the end credits of the 2010 film Grown Ups, which co-starred Sandler, Schneider, Spade and Rudolph. This was also Sandler's last comedy album until the audio release of his 2018 Netflix special 100% Fresh.
Track listing
{{Track listing
| headline = Shhh... Don't Tell track listing
| title1 = Sid & Alex
| length1 = 2:12
| title2 = Pibb Goes Surfing
| length2 = 2:01
| title3 = The Amazing Willy Wanker
| length3 = 4:17
| title4 = Gay Robot
| length4 = 4:01
| title5 = Pibb Tries the Skateboarding
| length5 = 2:17
| title6 = Creepin' on the Mayor
| length6 = 1:16
| title7 = The Mayor of Pussytown
| length7 = 3:47
| title8 = Timmy Tinyhole
| length8 = 0:21
| title9 = Pibb Takes the Mexican ATV Tour
| length9 = 3:22
| title10 = Wolfman
| length10 = 5:06
| title11 = Secret
| length11 = 4:42
| title12 = The Boss and the Secretary
| length12 = 5:08
| title13 = Best Friend
| length13 = 3:33
| title14 = Pibb Needs the Hot Rocks
| length14 = 6:08
| title15 = The Mule Session
| length15 = 3:45
| title16 = Newlyweds, Sleepyheads
| length16 = 5:16
| title17 = Calling Home
| length17 = 9:00
| title18 = Mr. I Do and the Doo Doos
| length18 = 2:38
| title19 = Whore! Where Are You?!
| length19 = 4:32
| title20 = Stan the Man
| length20 = 3:50
}}
Personnel
- Adam Sandler – main performer, vocals, producer
- Rob Schneider – Mr. Karachi on "Whore! Where Are You?!"
- Allen Covert – performer, producer
- Peter Dante – performer
- David Spade – performer
- Blake Clark – performer
- Nick Swardson – performer
- Betsy Hammer – performer, vocals, backing vocals, design
- Adam & the Brooktones – backing vocals
- Jeannie Perkins – backing vocals
- Teddy Castellucci – acoustic guitar, arranger
- Waddy Wachtel – guitar
- Dave Marotta – bass guitar
- Craig Doerge – piano, keyboards
- Tom Mgrdichian – keyboards, programming
- Stuart Grusin – organ
- Don Heffington – drums, percussion
- Fred Howard – sound effects
- Brooks Arthur – producer, photography, yells, falsetto
- Janice Soled – production coordination
- Nicholaus Goossen – associate producer
- Gabe Veltri – engineer, digital editing, mixing
- Eric Mayron – tracking engineer, digital editing, mixing
- Francis "Franny G" Graham – tracking engineer, digital editing, mixing
- Bob Wayne – analog engineer
- Clayton Weber – assistant engineer
- Bernie Grundman – mastering
- Andy Brohard – engineer
- Mike Butler – digital editing
- Jay Goin – digital editing
- Ted Lobinger – digital editing, group member, sound design
- Bryan Zee – digital editing, mixing
- The Happy Madison Players: Orada Justatayanond, Ted Lobinger, Ching Lee, Nicholaus Goossen, Elmo Weber on "Pibb Takes the Mexican ATV Tour"
Charts
= Weekly charts =
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|+ Weekly chart performance for Shhh... Don't Tell !scope="col"|Chart (2004) !scope="col"|Peak |
| {{album chart|Billboard200|47|artist=Adam Sandler|rowheader=true|accessdate=August 13, 2010}} |
| scope="row"| US Top Comedy Albums (Billboard){{cite web|url=https://www.billboard.com/artist/adam-sandler/chart-history/gig/|title=Adam Sandler - Chart history - (Comedy Albums)|website=Billboard}}
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= Songs chart positions =
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|+ Chart performance for songs from Shhh... Don't Tell ! scope="col" rowspan="2" style="width:20em;" | Title ! scope="col" rowspan="2" style="width:2em;"| Year ! scope="col" colspan="1" | Peak chart positions |
| style="width:3em; font-size:90%"|Dance {{cite web|url=https://www.allmusic.com/search/albums/shhhdont+tell|title=Album Search for "shhhdont tell"|website=AllMusic|access-date=2019-04-23|archive-date=2019-04-23|archive-url=https://web.archive.org/web/20190423131348/https://www.allmusic.com/search/albums/shhhdont%2Btell|url-status=live}} |
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| scope="row"|"Secret (E. Baez & Orange Factory Mixes)"
|2004 | 19 |