User:DoctorJoeE
43 states + DC:
{{flagicon|Alabama}}
{{flagicon|Alaska}}
{{flagicon|Arizona}}
{{flagicon|California}}
{{flagicon|Colorado}}
{{flagicon|Connecticut}}
{{flagicon|Delaware}}
{{flagicon|Florida}}
{{flagicon|Georgia (U.S. state)}}
{{flagicon|Hawaii}}
{{flagicon|Idaho}}
{{flagicon|Illinois}}
{{flagicon|Indiana}}
{{flagicon|Louisiana}}
{{flagicon|Maine}}
{{flagicon|Maryland}}
{{flagicon|Massachusetts}}
{{flagicon|Michigan}}
{{flagicon|Minnesota}}
{{flagicon|Mississippi}}
{{flagicon|Missouri}}
{{flagicon|Montana}}
{{flagicon|Nevada}}
{{flagicon|New Hampshire}}
{{flagicon|New Jersey}}
{{flagicon|New Mexico}}
{{flagicon|New York}}
{{flagicon|North Carolina}}
{{flagicon|Ohio}}
{{flagicon|Oklahoma}}
{{flagicon|Oregon}}
{{flagicon|Pennsylvania}}
{{flagicon|Rhode Island}}
{{flagicon|South Carolina}}
{{flagicon|South Dakota}}
{{flagicon|Tennessee}}
{{flagicon|Texas}}
{{flagicon|Utah}}
{{flagicon|Vermont}}
{{flagicon|Virginia}}
{{flagicon|Washington}}
{{flagicon|Washington, D.C.}}
{{flagicon|Wisconsin}}
{{flagicon|Wyoming}}
7 states remaining:
{{flagicon|Arkansas}}
{{flagicon|Iowa}}
{{flagicon|Kansas}}
{{flagicon|Kentucky}}
{{flagicon|Nebraska}}
{{flagicon|North Dakota}}
{{flagicon|West Virginia}}
{{Top icon
| imagename = Animated-Flag-USA.gif
| wikilink = The United States of America
| description = This user lives in the United States and is proud of it.
| sortkey = 6
| extra_offset = 0
| width = 40
}}
40px WP:RETENTION This editor is willing to lend a helping hand. Just ask.
Two very useful links for editors: Editors' index to Wikipedia and WP:GO
65 countries (+ Antarctica):
{{flagicon|Andorra}}
{{flagicon|Argentina}}
{{flagicon|Australia}}
{{flagicon|Austria}}
{{flagicon|Bahamas}}
{{flagicon|Belarus}}
{{flagicon|Belgium}}
{{flagicon|Bhutan}}
{{flagicon|Bosnia and Herzegovina}}
{{flagicon|Botswana}}
{{flagicon|Brazil}}
{{flagicon|Cambodia}}
{{flagicon|Canada}}
{{flagicon|Canary Islands}}
{{flagicon|Chile}}
{{flagicon|China}}
{{flagicon|Croatia}}
{{flagicon|Czech Republic}}
{{flagicon|Denmark}}
{{flagicon|Ecuador}}
{{flagicon|Egypt}}
{{flagicon|England}}
{{flagicon|Fiji}}
{{flagicon|Finland}}
{{flagicon|France}}
{{flagicon|Germany}}
{{flagicon|Greece}}
{{flagicon|Hungary}}
{{flagicon|Iceland}}
{{flagicon|India}}
{{flagicon|Ireland}}
{{flagicon|Israel}}
{{flagicon|Italy}}
{{flagicon|Jamaica}}
{{flagicon|Japan}}
{{flagicon|Jordan}}
{{flagicon|Mexico}}
{{flagicon|Monaco}}
{{flagicon|Montenegro}}
{{flagicon|Mongolia}}
{{flagicon|Morocco}}
{{flagicon|Netherlands}}
{{flagicon|New Zealand}}
{{flagicon|Norway}}
{{flagicon|Peru}}
{{flagicon|Poland}}
{{flagicon|Portugal}}
{{flagicon|Puerto Rico}}
{{flagicon|Romania}}
{{flagicon|Russia}}
{{flagicon|Scotland}}
{{flagicon|Slovakia}}
{{flagicon|Slovenia}}
{{flagicon|South Africa}}
{{flagicon|South Korea}}
{{flagicon|Spain}}
{{flagicon|Sweden}}
{{flagicon|Switzerland}}
{{flagicon|Thailand}}
{{flagicon|Turkey}}
{{flagicon|Uzbekistan}}
{{flagicon|Vatican City}}
{{flagicon|Vietnam}}
{{flagicon|Wales}}
{{flagicon|Zambia}}
{{User:Yomangan/Humour}}
{{userpage}}
Okay, I'm back. While I have resolved not to let the trolls and other idiots who insist on putting their personal goals above the goals of the project get to me again, I am basically just gnoming for the nonce. Will update as (if) things change.
{{Userboxtop|DoctorJoeE}}
{{Veteran Editor II Userbox}}
{{User Wikipedian For|year=2008|month=08|day=11}}
{{User wikipedia/Reviewer}}
{{User wikipedia/WikiGnome}}
{{User Featured Article|D.B. Cooper}}
{{User Good Article|Ted Bundy}}
{{User MAward| Ted Bundy }}
{{User Good Article|Hack Wilson}}
{{User Featured Article|Red Skelton}}
{{User Wikiproject Grammar}}
{{Adopt-a-typo||alot}}
{{User:Ched/templates/ub-notgroup}}
{{User Copy Edit}}
{{User WPBiography|right}}
{{User WPMed|right}}
{{Template:User suck|2008}}
{{User CB}}
{{User Serial Killer Task Force}}
{{User MandatorySignin}}
{{Template:user please be nice}}
{{User:Gerrit Erasmus/Userboxes/Civil}}
{{Template:User WPCONRES}}
{{User:Resplendent/Userbox/rip-history}}
{{Userboxbottom}}
Physician, Writer, Speaker, Thaumaturgist
- World traveler
- Double agent
- Last of the big-time spenders
- Riverboat gambler
- Soldier of fortune
- Soft-shoe dancer
- Singer of sentimental ballads
- Finalist in Publisher's Clearinghouse Sweepstakes 28 years in a row
==Have MacBook, Will Travel==
- Wars fought
- Rebellions incited
- Bridges destroyed
- Virgins converted
- Slow lorises tamed
- Bars emptied
- Governments run
- Orgies organized
- Uprisings quelled
- Revenge wreaked
- Games fixed
- Inheritances from deceased Nigerian relatives laundered
style="border: 1px solid gray; background-color: #fdffe7;"
|rowspan="2" valign="middle" | 100px |rowspan="2" | |style="font-size: x-large; padding: 0; vertical-align: middle; height: 1.1em;" | The Original Barnstar |
style="vertical-align: middle; border-top: 1px solid gray;" | This is presented for your contributions to the Stade Roland Garros article. WOW! The Ink Daddy! (talk) 09:11, 28 November 2010 (UTC) |
style="background-color: #fdffe7; border: 1px solid #fceb92;"
|rowspan="2" style="vertical-align: middle; padding: 5px;" | 100px |style="font-size: x-large; padding: 3px 3px 0 3px; height: 1.5em;" | The Good Article Barnstar |
style="vertical-align: middle; padding: 3px;" | For your efforts in promoting Hack Wilson to GA. Your hard work should be rewarded! ♦ Orsoni (talk) 12:58, 2 June 2012 (UTC) |
style="border: 1px solid gray; background-color: #fdffe7;"
|rowspan="2" valign="middle" | {{#ifeq:{{{2}}}|alt|100px|100px}} |rowspan="2" | |style="font-size: x-large; padding: 0; vertical-align: middle; height: 1.1em;" | The Barnstar of Diplomacy |
style="vertical-align: middle; border-top: 1px solid gray;" | I can't believe no one acknowledged the phenomenal job you did to resolve the conflict over the lead sentence in Shroud of Turin, which would have continued ad infinitum with ad nauseum personal attacks, had you not interceded and focused hotter heads on solving the problem at hand. Bravo. 108.5.41.218 (talk) 01:37, 11 April 2013 (UTC) |
personal health
Thank you for quality articles on people, such as Hack Wilson, for dispute resolution, copy-editing, new page patrol, treatment of articles' talk pages, and for thinking "Sounds like that scale -- the one that balances user contributions with user issues -- needs some serious recalibrating", - you are an awesome Wikipedian!
--Gerda Arendt (talk) 08:33, 13 April 2013 (UTC)
style="border: 1px solid gray; background-color: #fdffe7;"
|rowspan="2" valign="middle" | {{#ifeq:alt|alt|100px|100px}} |rowspan="2" | |style="font-size: x-large; padding: 0; vertical-align: middle; height: 1.1em;" | The Anti-Flame Barnstar |
style="vertical-align: middle; border-top: 1px solid gray;" | For a remarkable display of restraint. PPP 05:08, 21 May 2013 (UTC) |
style="border: 1px solid red; background-color: #FFF7F7; width: 70%;"
|rowspan="2" valign="middle" | 100px |rowspan="2" | |style="font-size: x-large; padding: 0; vertical-align: middle; height: 1.1em;" | The Million Award |
style="vertical-align: middle; border-top: 1px solid gray;" | For your contributions to bring Ted Bundy (estimated annual readership: 2,581,000) to Good Article status, I hereby present you the Million Award. Congratulations on this rare accomplishment, and thanks for all you do for Wikipedia's readers. -- Khazar2 (talk) 14:22, 28 August 2013 (UTC) |
style="background-color: #fdffe7; border: 1px solid #fceb92;"
|rowspan="2" style="vertical-align: middle; padding: 5px;" | 100px |style="font-size: x-large; padding: 3px 3px 0 3px; height: 1.5em;" | The Teamwork Barnstar |
style="vertical-align: middle; padding: 3px;" | Thanks for all the copy editing you did on Red Skelton! Being there to fix the mistakes of my mind and often foolish fingers helped make the article an FA. Thanks again! We hope (talk) 14:00, 26 July 2014 (UTC) |
style="border: 1px solid gray; background-color: #fdffe7;"
|rowspan="2" style="vertical-align:middle;" | {{#ifeq:{{{2}}}|alt|100px|100px}} |rowspan="2" | |style="font-size: x-large; padding: 0; vertical-align: middle; height: 1.1em;" | The Defender of the Wiki Barnstar |
style="vertical-align: middle; border-top: 1px solid gray;" | For your patience with fools and knowledgeable rebuttal of idiocies. Guy (Help!) 16:56, 25 May 2015 (UTC) |
personal health
Thank you for quality articles on people, such as Hack Wilson, for dispute resolution, copy-editing, new page patrol, treatment of articles' talk pages, and for thinking "Sounds like that scale -- the one that balances user contributions with user issues -- needs some serious recalibrating", - you are an awesome Wikipedian!
--Gerda Arendt (talk) 08:33, 13 April 2013 (UTC)
Two years ago, you were the 454th recipient of my PumpkinSky Prize, --Gerda Arendt (talk) 07:19, 13 April 2015 (UTC)
Contributions of Relative Substance
;Articles Created or Substantially Rewritten:
{{columns-list|colwidth=22em|
- D.B. CooperImage:LinkFA-star.png
- Red SkeltonImage:LinkFA-star.png
- Ted BundyFile:Symbol support vote.svg
- Hack WilsonFile:Symbol support vote.svg
- Althea GibsonFile:Symbol support vote.svg
- Jeannette RankinFile:Symbol support vote.svg
- FargoFile:Symbol support vote.svg
- Hollywood Walk of Fame
- Florence Foster Jenkins
- Leopold and Loeb
- Stade Roland Garros
- Avenue Q
- Bob Sheppard
- Ennio Bolognini
- June 1962 Alcatraz escape
- The Phantom of the Opera
- Dangerous Liaisons
- [title of show]
- The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance
- Support Your Local Gunfighter
- The Last of the Mohicans
- Blazing Saddles
- Groundhog Day
- High Noon
- Men in Black II
- Drums Along the Mohawk
- The Shootist
- Gary Coleman
- Traveler's diarrhea
- Cate Tiernan
- Mather Tower
- Rodney Alcala
- John Edward Robinson
- Poe Toaster
- The Murmaids
- George Fenneman
- Michelin Guide
- Nudie Cohn
- Fred Phelps
- Del Baker
- The Petrified Forest
- Ron Luciano
- Polly Nelson
- Earl Stanley Gardner
- John Spenkelink
- Screamers
- The Last Chase
- I, Robot
- Jeff Smith (chef)
- Jerry Giesler
- Johnny Ringo
}}
Bucket List
;So Many Articles, So Little Time
(articles in dIre need of creation or improvement, to be addressed as time and spouse permit)
{{columns-list|colwidth=22em|
- dermatitis
- Merian C. Cooper
- Bob Gibson (musician)
- Lavinia Fisher
- David Copperfield (illusionist)
- François Villon
- Dick Allen
- Ossian Sweet
- Bill Hicks
- John Snow
- Del Close
- David Bacon
- Edward Lucas White
- Hondo
- Beverly Ross (see also Beverly Ross)
- William Heirens
- Ted Healy
- Three Stooges
- Leslie Howard
- Mike DeBardeleben
- Erica Blasberg
- Holocaust Denial
- The Protocols of the Elders of Zion
- Rent
- Groucho Marx
- Harpo Marx
- Chico Marx
- Marx Brothers
- You Bet Your Life
- Sunset Strip
- George Steinbrenner
- Carleton G. Young
- Mitch Hedberg
- Hetty Green
- Gilbert Lani Kauhi
- Raymond Duncan
- Andrea del Sarto
}}
Toolbox
Lists of Policies: Five Pillars • List of Policies • Policies and Guidelines • Simplified Ruleset
----
:Wikipedia Guidelines: Verifiability • No original research • Neutral point of view • Copyrights • Resolving disputes
:Behavioral Guidelines: Be civil • Assume good faith • Don't disrupt Wikipedia to illustrate a point • Wikipedia etiquette • Gaming the system • Please do not bite the newcomers
:Content Guidelines: Notability • Verifiability • Reliable source • Identifying reliable sources • Burden of evidence • Exceptional claims require exceptional sources • Avoid mission statements • "In popular culture" content • External links normally to be avoided • Fringe theories • Common knowledge
:Editing Guidelines: Help editing • Be bold in updating pages • Vandalism
:Style Guidelines: Wikipedia Manual of Style • Manual of Style/Lists • Manual of Style/Tables • Manual of Style/Capital letters • Laying out a typical basic article • Writing better articles • Use English • Lead • Standard appendices and footers • Citing sources • Avoid peacock terms • Avoid weasel words
----
::Article tags: {{tl|abbreviations}} • {{tl|cleanup}} • {{tl|external links}} • {{tl|No footnotes}} • {{tl|Citations missing}} • {{tl|Citation needed}} • {{tl|Cleanup}} • {{tl|copy edit}} • {{tl|copypaste}} • {{tl|Confusing}} • {{tl|Inappropriate tone}} • {{tl|incoherent}} • {{tl|multiple issues}} • {{tl|Notability}} • {{tl|Not verified}} • {{tl|original research}} • {{tl|overlinked}} • {{tl|peacock}} • {{tl|POV}} • {{tl|primary sources}} • {{tl|puffery}} • {{tl|refimprove}} • {{tl|tone}} • {{tl|Unreferenced}} • {{tl|inline citations}} • {{tl|unreferenced}} • {{tl|verify}} • {{tl|weasel}} • {{tl|Wikify}}
::Section tags: {{tl|Disputed-section}} • {{tl|POV-section}} • {{tl|copy edit-section}} • {{tl|expand section}} • {{tl|fictionrefs}} • {{tl|off-topic}} • {{tl|in popular culture}} • {{tl|ref improve section}} • {{tl|unreferenced section}} • {{tl|trivia}}
::Inline tags: :Category:Inline citation and verifiability dispute templates • {{tl |citation needed}} • {{tl|clarify}} • {{tl|failed verification}} • {{tl|or}} • {{tl|request quotation}} • {{tl|syn}} • {{tl|verify credibility}} • {{tl|who}} • {{tl|whom?}}
:By subject
::Delete: {{tl|delete}} • {{tl|db-bio}} • {{tl|db-attack}} • {{tlp|db|...}} • {{tl|afd}} • {{tl|cfd}} • {{tl|ifd}} • {{tl|tfd}} • {{tl|rfd}} • {{tl|mfd}}
::Dispute: {{tl|POV}} • {{tl|disputed}} • {{tl|Disputed-section}}
:Bibleverse :
:Bibleref2 :
:: Superscript :
:Spelling Style: {{tl|Varieties of English templates}} • {{tl|American English}} • {{tl|British English}}
----
:Citing sources • CiteEx • {{tl|Cite web}} • {{tl|Cite journal}} • {{tl|Cite book}} • CITET
::
----
----
::
----
Advice to myself — an ongoing self-reminder
- Wikipedia is not fair. Just like life. Get over it.
- Assume good faith toward your collaborating editors, if not their edits.
- Stay calm and maintain a professional demeanor. Be patient; remain courteous and civil. Don't edit when angry or upset.
- Avoid conflict, even if you
feelknow you are right. Give other editors the benefit of the doubt. - Ignore attacks. Not easily done, but a real timesaver. Attacks and counter-attacks are hazardous to your mental health. Most attacks are not worth a response, and those that are should ideally be handled by a fellow editor (See Meatball:DefendEachOther). The best and most frequently offered Administrative advice is to move on -- "go fishing". If necessary, return the next day -- but don't revive the debate; beating a dead horse is never a good idea.
- Don't take it personally. Editors make honest mistakes. Communicating our thoughts is not easily done on the Internet.
- Don't be afraid to make mistakes. You're not a real Wikipedian until you've made—and learned from—at least 50 of them.
- Don't think of editing as a competition.
- Illegitimi non carborundum.
- Your opinion—and mine—are unimportant here. What is important here is sourcing.
The only thing to take personally on Wikipedia is praise, you know. All else is random noise.
--Tim Trent
Good response (stolen from Dennis Brown and modified) to pushy editors:
You have to remember that articles are written by a large number of people, some better than others at being neutral. Don't assume that everyone disagrees with you. When you get combative and start monologuing, people tune you out, or ignore you; or worse, conclude you have some POV agenda that you are trying to force on the rest of us. You will find that you get a lot more done around here by being patient, and building a consensus. It only takes a day or two, typically. This isn't a full time job for any of us, after all. It sounds like you have some good ideas; now try politely presenting them in a more pithy way, and you will probably find others who agree with you. (If you don't, that's a clear signal that you might simply be wrong.) Most people WANT an article to be 100% accurate; very few have their own agenda. Make it easier for the rest of us to agree with you by being a little nicer and a little less aggressive.
Observations
{{quote box|align=right|width=25em|quote="An encyclopedia ... should encompass not only the fields already covered by the academies, but each and every brand of human knowledge. This is a work that cannot be completed except by a society of men of letters and skilled workmen, each working separately on his own part, but all bound together solely by their zeal for the best interests of the human race and a feeling of mutual good will."|source=—Denis Diderot (1750)}}
The problem with Wikipedia is that it only works in practice. In theory, it can never work.
(Øth law of Wikipedia, Author unknown; nicked from Raul's Laws.)
In theory, there's no difference between theory and practice. In practice, there is.
(attributed, perhaps apocryphally, to Yogi Berra)
- How many Wikipedians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Most of them, unfortunately, since everything depends on consensus.
- A few tongue-in-cheek definitions for newbies (oops - new editors):
- Wikipedia: The largest and most comprehensive collection of arguments in human history
- Meat puppet: An editor who disagrees with you
- Sock puppet: An editor who agrees with an editor who disagrees with you
- Vandalism: An edit you disagree with
- Non-notable: A subject of no interest to you
- Neutral point of view: Your point of view
- Consensus: A mythical state of utopian human evolution; some scholars of Wikipedian theology speculate that if a Wikipedia argument is ever actually resolved to everyone's satisfaction, Wikipedia will spontaneously disappear.
- Consensus is an elusive WP concept—less a resolution than a fragile stalemate—that is often reached more passively than actively, and is subject to change at any time. Per WP:CONSENSUS: "Any edit that is not disputed or reverted by another editor can be assumed to have consensus. Should that edit later be revised by another editor without dispute, it can be assumed that a new consensus has been reached."
- Corollary 1: If you disagree with an edit, the onus is on you to say so.
- Corollary 2: It is anathema to Wikipedia editing for anyone to insist that other editors obtain consensus for edits prior to making them. There's a good essay at Wikipedia:Don't revert due solely to "no consensus" that explains why that attitude is antithetical to the way we edit at Wikipedia. Imposing one's own editing requirements on others is disruptive editing.
- The oft-quoted mantra that "The threshold for inclusion in Wikipedia is verifiability, not truth..." is widely misinterpreted. It is NOT intended as a license to strive for the former at the expense of the latter. The ideal situation is verifiability AND truth, but verifiability is intended to elevate the bar above truth, to make it a higher standard rather than a lower one. In other words, it is not sufficient for content to be true — a source must be cited verifying that it is true. In other situations, it may not be possible to determine the truth of a statement, but it still may merit inclusion if it is verifiable (and, of course, notable). Example: Someone claims credit for inventing or discovering something; it may not be possible to definitively establish the truth of the claim; but if it's a notable claim, and you can verify via reliable secondary sources that the person made it, it can be included — along with an appropriate disclaimer that there is no reliable source establishing either its truth or falsity. All of that said, just because a bit of trivia is verifiable, or even notable, does not necessarily mean it merits inclusion in an article. The heart of WP:NOT is that we don't indiscriminately include every single verifiable/notable tidbit.
- Wikipedia says of itself that it is "not a democracy" and "not a bureaucracy." That is half correct.
- All NPOV cynicism aside: Without the doctrine of Neutral Point of View, Wikipedia would have disintegrated long ago. NPOV is the glue that holds the project together, and as such is the single most important creation of Messrs. Sanger and Wales.
- Corollary 1: An article is neutral if, after reading it, you cannot tell where the authors' sympathies lie.
- Corollary 2: At the end of the day, NPOV will always triumph over the tendentious distortions of the moment.
- Creating articles at Wikipedia is a bit like conceiving and rearing kids: You do your best to set them up on a good foundation and hope that they'll develop and progress without getting mixed up with the wrong people; but in the end, all you can do is turn 'em loose, wave goodbye, and hope for the best.
- Unfortunately, Wikipedia has "solidified" in the last few years; no one is around except people who have a vested interest in the status quo - or at least it feels that way. It has become almost impossible to change anything.
- Since most vandalism is committed by IPs, all IPs tend to be treated like dirt; which is why anyone interested in making a genuine contribution to the project should open an account. Trying to make serious edits to Wikipedia as an IP editor is like wandering the countryside in a moose costume on the first day of hunting season.
- Corollary: Yes, "anyone can edit" is a fundamental WP principle; but in view of the ineluctable fact that most vandalism is IP-generated, wouldn't it make more sense to require all editors to open an account, since "anyone can register" as well, without sacrificing anonymity?
- Any display of humor within WP represents an egregious lack of respect for those editors who have no sense for it. Taking deep offense when someone cracks a joke is a marker for intellectual insecurity.
ON WP's STRUCTURE
The thing about WIkipedia is that there is no top to take it to. That alone is a hard thing to grasp. No hierarchy, no one in charge, just the alleged wisdom of crowds. Sometimes that is good, other times it sucks badly. I understand the place perfectly, or, rather, I understand that Wikipedia is wholly imperfect. I simply know how to work within it and accept its limitations. I hope you are not under the illusion that it is an encyclopaedia, though. It may produce one, but it is a social experiment. "We" created it along with a load of rules, some of which are rubbish. The thing is a loose collection of folk, some of whom have great brains and some of whom are sharing a single brain cell with an amoeba. And each of us is equal. Scary or what?
:(nicked from Tim Trent's talk page)